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A dad leave his daughter on a half-terraformed world he learns even shittier than he already knew.
What a terrible dad in a terrible movie.
- Trailer
- Properly titled The Osiris Child: Science Fiction Volume One
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aka The Osiris Child
- Because I doubt there will be another volume.
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aka Origin Wars
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- 1:45 — Narration.
- 2:15 — Almost a Doom sound.
- 3:30 — Mind explaining what he actually did?
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5:15 —
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8:30 — If he’s military he does not get up like that.
- Oh, alcoholism.
- 12:15 — Indiana
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26:00 — Chapter II – A Marriage of Convenience
- Oh, chapters; how inappropriately artistic.
- 39:45 — Chapter III – Lion Tamers
- 44:30 — Dominoes
- 44:45 — The music had already started when she called for it.
- 48:45 — Chapter IV – Manifest Destiny
- 53:00 — Wilhelm scream
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10245 — Oh god she has a Yolandi Visser
- I couldn’t remember them so I looked up “south african freak band” and got Die Antwoord as the first result.
- 1:05:30 — So their accent is racist.
- 1:10:45 — Shut up with your screeching girl.
- 1:12:30 — Oh no, that character I’m not emotionally invested in!
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1:15:15 — Nothing interesting has happened; I’m done.

