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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1281966/

A stitched-together movie of faux-epic military drama, stock footage, and B-roll.

This must have taken a hell of a lot of effort to put together, but my god it’s so badly written.

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• If this is hard to find, then it’s because it’s that bad. I watched it at solarmovies.video/watch-seal-team-vi-2008-online-tt1281966 but they died and I don’t know where else you can find it; comments welcome.

• This has been scrubbed from Wikipedia and even one actor, Zach McGowan, doesn’t list it in his filmography.

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• 2023-11-28

2023-11-28 ∞

• 0:45 — See “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing”

• 1:45 —

  • Iraqi invasion of Kuwait
  • Saddam Hussein

• 2:45 —

  • USS Midway (CV-41)
  • Operation Desert Shield (Iraq)
• 3:00 — Narration. Ugh.
• 5:30 — Wow this is bad. Lots of stuff I’d rather

• 6:00 —

  • SOCOMM
  • 7 days prior.
  • Washington, D.C. – United States
• 10:15 — Persian Gulf

• 14:15 —

  • Chemical warfare
  • Gas mask
• 20:15 — 72 virgins
• 24:15 — VX (nerve agent)
• 27:00 — Every scene is trying to play out like the epic moments from Top Gun – (1986 movie) or some shit. It’s all cheesy super epic and unbelievable.
• 31:30 — Geography of Kuwait
• 44:00 — John Wayne
• 46:00 — Kurds
• 52:30 — Holy crap, a flashback in a flashback.
• 56:45 — They’re fucking with the aspect ratio sometimes.
• 1:02:00 — Didn’t anyone on the ridge hear the gunshot?

• 1:04:15 — I just can’t deal with this. Ugh, this is bad.