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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1587390/
was assassinscreedlineage.uk.ubi.com (Flash)

An assassin, that everyone knows, does some assassiny things but everyone knows him.

This is basically a long intro to a video game. While not bad, it’s not good. It is rife with over-acting and it felt confused to me. I didn’t stay interested.

I see there are other shorts, but I’m not going to watch them.

• This is a series of three short films.
• This is the actual series, not the CGI one.

• The CGI series is:

  1. https://youtu.be/xqGk33RAZA8
  2. https://youtu.be/4hkGDPrnw-Q
  3. https://youtu.be/d0ArB92arZw

• Properly titled Assassin’s Creed: Lineage.

I saw all three stitched together.

• 0:10 — Too dark.
• 0:15 — Florence, 1476
• 1:00 — Too dark.
• 2:50 — I’m not watching this too-dark piece of shit. I switched to another source, maybe that’ll help.
• 4:15 — I’m batman.
• 4:30 — Pallazzo di Lorenzo de’ Medici
• 7:05 — He’s definitely not evil.
• 7:20 — Not English, not subtitled.
• 8:00 — Why repeat this?
• So basically all of this torture was for nothing.. even with the warning they couldn’t help.
• 10:30 — So everyone was okay with some random guy running in and joining the fray?
• 11:40 — Fuck off, narrator.
• 12:20 — This is tiring.
• 12:30 — Venice
• 13:50 — .. repetition.
• 15:20 — Stabbed in the arm and still okay?
• 15:40 — .. bits of narration overtop?
• 17:10 — Sound issues. I assume this copy is messed up..
• I wouldn’t trust the advisor to this sort of task.
• 19:50 — If this is a family of assassins, then his son would have been in training from a very young age.
• Omg I had a shitty copy trying to play in the background.
• 21:00 — Called it?
• 21:40 — Rome
• 24:00 — The priest reminds me of someone..
• 28:00 — I’m confused as to why a man in his position wouldn’t have a line of crossbowmen, proper military people or mercenaries. This looks like a street gang.
• 28:50 — He pulls out a sword, walks over and kills Giovanni. Roll credits.
• 29:20 — But it did pierce his lung. It’s probably dead anyway.
• 32:00 — So. His son did a shit job of getting rid of or delaying those men.

• 32:45 — Something in mind? Like kidnapping his wife and killing his son, perhaps? Just saying..