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A plane crashes in the Alaskan wilds, and passengers struggle to survive through the cold and wolves.
Definitely not bad.
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Everything Wrong With The Grey In 6 Minutes Or Less
- by CinemaSins
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- He does it for the money. The same as every man.
- 2:30 — That is not Alaska, there are women in this scene.
- 4:00 — .. a matter of time? Until when? What?
- 7:15 — While in the middle of one scene, flashing back to something else, all the while narrating from somewhere else.. is .. just so confusing.
- 15:30 — Wasn’t he double-strapped to two chairs?
- 26:00 — Nobody, nobody would do that. Just nobody. Especially him. What in the fucking fuck, man.
- 29:45 — Why is he focusing on food? They don’t need that for at least a couple of days, even if they’re fairly physical.
- 33:00 — Their eyes suddenly appearing is odd, as though they were walking up with their eyes closed and then opened them.
- 33:30 — I can’t imagine why he’d doze off.
- 35:00 — The battery in that thing would be good enough to start a fire.
- 35:45 — And this is why I’d have people keeping watch in pairs, or threes.
- 45:00 — My immediate thought at the mention of the treeline was that it would be the logical place for the wolves to have a den.
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45:30 — Just why in the fuck wouldn’t any of them be at least remotely-armed?
- 46:00 — What was he expecting to do if he caught up?
- 53:00 — They all have knives?
- 53:30 — Men set up a hierarchy to deal with this bullshit squabbling.
- 53:45 — “Jerry-rigged” = Jury rigging
- Alpha (ethology) (re. omega)
- 55:15 — Alpha challenge. Case in point.
- 1:05:00 — Yeah, ordained.. by the same fairy that rigged the plane crash?
- 1:07:00 — Hypoxia (Altitude sickness, High-altitude cerebral edema)
- 1:09:00 — “The clap” = Gonorrhea
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1:10:45 —
Once more into the fray…
into the last good fight I’ll ever know.
Live and die on this day…
Live and die on this day… -
.. yeah, it’s only three lines. The picture, though fuzzy, shows the last two lines as being similar enough for me to consider them the same.
- 1:49:00 — It’s finally revealed up close, and I can correct what I transcribed from narration.
- 1:17:15 — I’m tempted to do the math on a 190 lb man jumping 30 feet and being .. “slowed” by the other men.
- 1:19:15 — Fear of heights = Acrophobia
- 1:19:30 — Wolves.
- 1:20:00 — The rope breaks and he swings over, leaving the other guy stranded.
- 1:20:45 — Cutting his end and swinging across looks like a good idea now.
- 1:24:30 — That’s a different pack. These ones are feeding.
- 1:25:00 — Why isn’t he using another man as a crutch?
- 1:35:45 — How come we couldn’t hear the water now that they’re next to it?
- 1:26:00 — Why aren’t they armed, somehow?
- 1:36:30 — Oh, Pete, you can’t outrun wolves. You had your scene and now your usefulness is over.
- 1:37:15 — Where’d the wolves go?
- 1:40:30 — Helicopter?
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1:41:30 — Hypothermia
- How is he not dead? How did he dry off? How did he warm up? Why isn’t he following the river? Was the pack waterproof?
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1:49:00 — It’s finally revealed up close, and I can correct what I transcribed from narration.
Unresolved.
