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Newly-developed military nano-technology is stolen by terrorists in a plot to take over the world, and only a super-elite team chosen from the international best can stop them.
This movie is another example of both an astonishingly wide gap between its original audience and current audience, and a needless unimagination in original movie universe-building authorship.
- Properly titled G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
- Based on the G.I. Joe toy / cartoon franchise.
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In association with Hasbro.
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Continues with G.I. Joe – Retaliation – (2013 movie).
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- 1:00 — France 1641
- 2:30 — I get it, but wouldn’t his eyes sear off?
- 2:45 — In the not too distant future…
- 3:00 — Nanomites (nanites). See Nanorobotics.
- 5:00 — This movie gets to the fucking point. I like that.
- British Accent (British English), Morocco
- 14:00 — “Lifelike hair” and “Kung Fu grip” are references to action figures. Completely unnecessary and jarring references.
- 16:45 — “Knowing is half the battle” is the slogan for the G.I. Joe cartoon.
- 18:15 — Black ninja looks incredibly stupid.
- 20:00 — American politics – book, the bill of rights. See United States Bill of Rights. I was too lazy to track down that particular book.
- 20:45 — King cobra
- 27:00 — “A real American hero” is another line from the cartoon.
- 27:45 — I love her little “look at my resources” moment.
- 29:15 — How much ammo does it have?
- 32:15 — See Aufbau principle. I was too lazy to track down that particular book.
- 32:45 — .. except emotion does exist and can be quantified.
- 35:00 — He was slashed but didn’t bleed..
- 39:15 — Grenades don’t explode when shot, do they?
- 40:15 — That’s an automatic shotgun with a barrel clip.
- 43:30 — The doodle on the right-hand side doesn’t look like writing.
- 45:30 — CNN
- 45:45 — French people
- 49:00 — Dubble Bubble bubblegum.
- 56:15 — Oh god that ram prow looked awful.
- 57:15 — Eiffel Tower
- 1:03:15 — So did that office worker not hear the gunfire?
- 1:03:30 — I guess none of them did either.
- 1:07:15 — Couldn’t they still be watching?
- 1:07:45 — Was that a CNN truck? Convenient.
- 1:11:45 — Spherical trigonometry
- 1:20:00 — Miami United States
- 1:34:30 — Uh, wasn’t he the guy who was so confident about their plan to use them and not needing demands.
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1:46:15 — A shit ending.
