An elite enemy group infiltrates the presidency of the United States, and initiates a plan to force the world into disarmament and submission.
A standard American action movie™ of no note.
- Properly titled G.I. Joe: Retaliation
- Based on the G.I. Joe toy / cartoon franchise.
- In association with Hasbro.
Continues from G.I. Joe - The Rise of Cobra - (2009 movie)
- 1:45 -- That's an incredibly obvious way to break into a fence.
- 4:30 -- From the looks of it, he could have tipped the barrel over.
- 6:00 -- There are way too many effects in this movie. Will the ending suck because they blew their budget?
- 6:45 -- Wow, that butterfly-blow was an absolutely awful effect.
- 9:30 -- Snake Eyes got cut through.
- 14:00 -- Jay-Z
- 18:15 -- Montclair, Virginia - United States
- 20:15 -- Karaoke
- 21:00 -- Lee Harvey
- 22:45 -- Bono
23:00 -- Internship.
- 34:00 -- Snuggie
- 40:45 -- How did he get weapons in there?
- 43:00 -- It takes some time for that stuff to wear off..
- 48:00 -- Waterboarding
- 52:45 -- Where did they get all those armaments from?
- 57:00 -- Uh, maybe actually say more about your good friend?
- 59:00 -- zemaboble(?) .. emaborgirl(?)
- 1:03:45 -- Phew, almost hurt a woman.
- 1:08:15 -- God thing he saved the woman.
- Fox News
- "Fair and Balanced" was their first slogan.
- Also, the "president" would recognize her.
- 1:10:45 -- Would he have strands of hair, given the nature of his transformation?
- 1:12:30 -- So.. so they were having a dance right next to a bad neighborhood?
- 1:20:00 -- Yeah yeah, women being women because wahmen.
- 1:22:45 -- Did they suddenly turn off the lights?
- 1:25:00 -- The rest of the buttons jiggled.
- 1:27:30 -- Fort Sumter - South Carolina - United States
- 1:31:45 -- .. like that. Though without them all needing briefcases are their own.
- 1:33:00 -- Phew, a woman almost got hurt.
- 1:34:30 -- Not all nukes would have been launched.
- 1:38:00 -- They're already being dropped in sequence, all they would have to do is destroy the case.
- 1:50:00 -- The case is locked. Roll credits.
- 1:51:00 -- All he needed to do is squish the bug, but it wasn't established that they were tough or anything.
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