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A breakthrough in rapid genetics-alteration has unintended side-effects.

I’m fond of the earlier ones, but I think they get classed as “nostalgia”. This is a very good movie, and that’s likely enhanced by Emma Stone, who is incredibly attractive in dress, appearance and action.

• Trailer

1. The Amazing Spider-Man – (2012 movie)

2. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 – (2014 movie)

• Everything Wrong With The Amazing Spiderman In 2 Minutes Or Less

  • by CinemaSins

• Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: The Amazing Spider-Man in 6 Minutes or Less

  • by Th3Birdman

• The Amazing Spider-Man Pitch Meeting

  • by Screen Rant

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• 2022-01-02

• 2018-04-27

2022-01-02 ∞

• 6:30 — I still hate that woman’s teeth and mouth in general; eww.
• 8:00 — Who would complain about home-made spaghetti and meatballs?

• 11:15 —

  Imagination is more important than knowledge
  — Albert Einstein

• 16:15 — So about women not having uniforms like men have suits.. Gwen has thigh-high fuck me boots.
• 20:45 — Why ever would you go in a room like that?
• 25:00 — Why the fuck would this movie do so many obvious over-the-top things?
• 30:45 — His voice sounds out-of-sync to the visuals.
• 36:45 — Her smile makes up for her strange mouth.
• 43:00 — So much for being like a man, he turned that around just like a woman.
• 49:45 — Good thing nobody else either picked up that gun or had one.
• 51:15 — I never noticed the scraped knuckles before.
• 52:00 — Instead of only establishing his photography and skateboarding, it should have spent more time on his other talents to include these small device/electronics stuff and better-justify these things.
• 53:00 — His lack of fear of heights has not been addressed.
• 53:30 — The chopper should definitely have noticed the guy, if only by the weight.
• 56:34 — Casual misandry.
• 58:15 — The fucking Brooklyn accent is still annoying as hell.
• 58:30 — Unitard
• 1:00:45 — Yeah, a flu shot.
• 1:02:45 — Branzino
• 1:03:30 — Mirror therapy
• 1:14:45 — Just leave the kid, it’s just a boy and the car isn’t falling any time soon.
• 1:16:00 — Oh okay he needed help after all.
• 1:16:30 — How’d he pull the boy up?
• 1:20:30 — How’d he get there?
• 1:23:45 — “Mayor of Tokyo” is a reference to Godzilla
• 1:24:15 — “Tokyo” is dubbed. I’d bet he originally said “New York”.
• 1:38:00 — Why would he take his mask off?
• 1:46:30 — A halomethane (Halon 1301) fire suppression system would be dangerous for her.
• 1:54:30 — Oh! I do see him reloading. I think the shotgun has eight thots. Is that a thing?
• 1:56:30 — There are a lot of people down there..

• 2:06:30 — Ten different plots in fiction.

2018-04-27 ∞

• 1:00 — Is this going to go over the whole birth of a superhero stuff? God, reboots of reboots of reboots all with the same introduction.
• 2:15 — How could he not have heard anything? It looks like the room was tossed.
• 3:30 — I don’t have a flag in my memory that says I watched this, but I remember this. How odd.
• 24:45 — Coney Island
• 25:00 — All of these incredibly not subtle things really suck. Spider-Man – (2002 movie) was way the fuck better.
• 30:00 — The coffee thing was shown in Heat – (1995 movie)
• 32:45 — The two notebooks between him and the mirror are likely not Moleskine, as the texture seems wrong as though they are soft-cover. The smaller one seems a bit too thick. Why do I know this? I know things.
• 41:00 — Fred and Wilma are references to The Flintstones – (1960 show)
• 45:15 — He dropped his beer.
• 46:00 — He has a phone on him.
• 56:00 — So those webs aren’t sticky?
• 58:15 — The fucking Brooklyn accent is annoying as hell.
• 1:07:15 — Tweaking, being used as a drug reference.
• 1:10:45 — Man she’s incredibly pretty in every scene.
• 1:17:00 — All other cars catch on fire.
• 1:18:00 — Williamsburg Bridge
• 1:18:15 — This scene is brought to you by Tropicana Products‘ orange juice.
• 1:23:45 — “Do I look like the mayor of Tokyo to you?” is a reference to the Godzilla franchise.
• 1:24:00 — Bad dubbing.
• 1:36:45 — How come that glass didn’t break?
• 1:38:00 — Why would he take his mask off?
• 1:45:30 — Bang. Roll credits.
• 1:46:15 — Bromochlorodifluoromethane fire extinguisher.
• 1:47:30 — Why not kill her?

• 1:48:45 — So he gets a ride from a police helicopter..

  • 1:50:00 — See look, there’s a helicopter.
• 1:54:45 — Gotta love those infinite-ammo shotguns.
• 2:06:00 — Why ever would Flash work that way?

• 2:08:00 — Directed by Marc Webb.. haha

Footnotes

1. was theamazingspiderman.com [ ↩ ]