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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11138512/
https://www.focusfeatures.com/the-northman/
A dude's family gets killed and he seeks revenge.
Plodding.
- 1:15 -- Atlantic Ocean - 895
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3:15 -- Why are they so grim?
- Oh, caskets..
- 5:15 -- Oh, caskets of treasure!
- 6:30 -- Jester
- 9:00 -- I guess they were grim because he was nearly-fatally wounded.
- 16:45 -- There is no way in hell they would go after a king and leave his son alive..
- 21:30 -- Why would that guy lie about the prince being dead?
- 22:15 -- Rus' people
- 24:45 -- What nonsense is this?
- 29:00 -- Chattel, such as with people under communism.
- 1:12:45 -- Some wokeness with two women..
- 1:14:45 -- Unnecessary nudity.
- 1:25:00 -- I've been meaning to note that the mother planned the murder of the king.
- 1:31:45 -- Called it. Not the circumstances, but still..
- 1:34:15 -- The end.
- 1:40:00 -- How come he didn't unsheathe his sword and fight properly?
- 1:47:30 -- Those teeth just look like braces.
- 1:49:15 -- It just so happens that he's her best chance of survival. It could be love, sure, but it could also be survival.
- 1:40:45 -- Sudden horses! I could guess at one, but apparently she somehow stole two horses and was able to haul him away to safety and not be followed. Maybe she also traded them for passage? I'm confused as to how all that worked.
- 1:58:30 -- That's fatal, what are you doing? That was too long a death scene.
- 1:59:00 -- That's some good stabbing right there. And to his right shoulder too. Good job kid.
- 2:00:45 -- It would have been easier to throw his wife over his shoulder and drag his son. Also, why not kill the obviously-injured guy?
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2:01:00 -- It was established that the area is a shithole and they can't really go anywhere and survive. Why would they burn their shelters down?
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