A hipster, suffering from blackouts and hallucinations, .. aww fuck it, I can’t watch this garbage.

I hate the style and want to slap the shit out of the actors stupid faces, and if there’s a plot I’m sure I wouldn’t like it.

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2016-02-12 ∞

0:00 — It opens with a cheezy 8-bit-esque music.
0:30 — Toronto, Canada
0:45 — Dating a highschool girl.
1:15 — Holy shit these look like a bunch of manufactured people.
1:30 — What’s with the Mario Bros. background music? I hope this movie isn’t trying to cash in on nostalgia, because it’s already acting like a little angsty kids movie. This isn’t a Disney flick where they have to somehow also entertain adults.
2:30 — The Legend of Zelda, Tetris
2:45 — What in the fuck, is this a live-action comic book?
3:00 — And the sound fucks up. Why do American movies have such shitty sound balance?
6:45 — Oh my god, get these fucking children’s graphics the fuck out of my movie.
7:30 — Pac-Man
8:15 — Goodwill Industries
- Oh it’s the fashion of yesteryear. Has this fashion style been recycled, again?
9:30 — Fuck man. What the actual fuck.
16:45 — The sound chiming as Wallace is shouted awake is, if I’m not mistaken, the original Windows 3.1 startup sound.
16:45 — The AOL “You’ve got mail”
17:45 — I thought his place was a no-girls zone.
18:45 — All of these blackouts are fucking annoying.
19:45 — The background music is from the original Zelda.

What the fuck is going on? Screw this..

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