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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2076822/
https://chaoswalking.movie/
Pioneers stranded on a distant planet struggle with their projecting thoughts.
It’s meh.
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Based on Chaos Walking – (2008+ books), by Patrick Ness
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0:30 —
The noise is a man’s thoughts unfiltered,
and without a filter a man is just
chaos walking— Unknown new world settler
- 1:00 — New World, 2257 AD
- 8:30 — Oh, it’s that soulless chick from the Star Wars flims. I wonder if she can actually act.
- 14:30 — Oh, it’s yet another Mary Sue.
- 18:00 — Why don’t they all just identify as women?
- 24:45 — How’d she make it there before him?
- 34:30 — Why aren’t they being chased? Or sniped from up there?
- 35:45 — Stay ahead of him? Why wouldn’t that be the case?
- 37:15 — “Be a man”? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
- 38:00 — Sigh, a pet.
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47:30 —
- Firstly, this movie is bad because she is so bad. The taint of her shit career stinks up this movie too.
- Secondly, how would he know about kissing if he was so able to be nude earlier?
- 51:15 — Why not kill him? What the fuck?
- 51:30 — That little jab about men being violent..
- 58:15 — He’s healed..
- 1:06:00 — So how exactly is he remembering and replaying all of this from being a baby?
- 1:07:45 — Why wasn’t everyone warned the moment they learned where they were from?
- 1:10:00 — That should have immediately started a shootout..
- 1:20:30 — That is a terrible place to get trapped.
- 1:21:15 — “Be a man” isn’t a thing; fucking sexist writers.
- 1:24:15 — If it still works, the survivors would have used it..
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1:38:30 — So about the natives..

