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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167260/
https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/lord-rings-return-king
I mean, it’s fine I guess. Maybe I just wasn’t in the mood.
Inspired by The Lord of the Rings – (1954 book), by J.R.R. Tolkien
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0167261/
https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/lord-rings-two-towers
More of the same. Fair but not spectacular for some reason; maybe I’m just not in the mood.
Inspired by The Lord of the Rings – (1954 book), by J.R.R. Tolkien
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120737/
https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/lord-rings-fellowship-ring
The hairy-footed nephew to the town’s adventurer is swept up into the aftermath of those stories when he is left his prized ring.
It’s great for its time, but there’s no way this could have worked were it any other franchise in any other context of any other era. Most things are not explained.
Inspired by The Lord of the Rings – (1954 book), by J.R.R. Tolkien
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A shot-for-shot parody of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone – (2001 movie)
Kinda silly and pointless.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368008/
Soldiers return from a tour with Gulf War syndrome, PTSD, and nightmares that turn out to be true.
See also Conspiracy Theory – (1997 movie)
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15239678/
https://www.dunemovie.net/
Our dude uses every resource for revenge against the Harkonnen who murdered his family and people.
It would be watchable, even good, if it didn’t have odd gaps in it. It’s as though there is another movie whose cloth this was cut. I’m betting there is a super duper extended length version, because I feel there are missing scenes.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181689/
Murder in Washington, D.C. – United States has been solved by precognition, except for one mysterious case.
I like it quite a bit!
Continues with Minority Report – (2015 show)
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0775440/
Cell phones turn people into zombie bees or something.
A nothing of a movie that makes no sense and has a shit ending. There was unrealized potential, but this is definitely not recommended.
Inspired by Cell – (2006 movie), by Stephen King
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066921/
here for reference
For people who don’t like this movie and bail early: This was made in a time when you can’t pause or leave. It’s meant to be “bad” to an uncomfortable degree before it begins to make its point(s).
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088814/
https://movies.disney.com/the-black-cauldron
A pig farmer gets stoned and hallucinates.
Gritty, scary, and gripping; a product of its time. Recommended both for real parenting and people who appreciate decent cinema. It’s nowhere near the calibre of something like The Secret of NIMH – (1982 movie) or the like, but think gently in that direction.
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