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• 2022-05-18

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Times are estimated.

• 1:15 — What language did they just speak?
• 2:00 — Can the girl do anything?
• 4:30 — Is that guy on the left known by anyone? It’s strange for him to have had any screen time at all.
• 5:15 — Should I feel anything for that guy? Who is he?
• 7:00 — So Strange has the superpower of converting substances? How? Has this been established somewhere?
• 9:00 — Another random Chinese guy. I’ll start keeping track of these in movies until one has a speaking role.

• 10:00 — Was she the only one on the bus?

  • There were people to the side of the split-bus who could have been killed; they’re just standing there!
• 11:00 — Oh yeah, it’s communist Chen-a.
• 12:00 — Random motorcycle is random.

• 19:00 — I hope that wasn’t cookie batter.

  • Also, what we’re watching could have been revealed to be one of those alternate universes.
• 19:30 — .. oh, I guess like that.
• 21:30 — Why not tell her about the runes on the creature? I suppose saying “demon” wasn’t enough to tell her that her specialties are uniquely useful in this situation.
• 24:45 — I’m confused as to how Strange just witnessed all of that. Wanda was there, and did a wavy thing, and there was red.. and then some other scene for some reason..
• 25:00 — “Prophesized” isn’t the right word, it’s “prophesied”.
• 26:00 — Or you could train / help her, hide her and have her use her powers to get herself out of there and into the safety of some other multiverse where she could be further-trained and further-protected. Maybe then this whole movie wouldn’t need to exist.
• 26:15 — And there are the communist Chinese.
• 27:00 — They should already be casting spells and shit, and doing something about the mist.
• 27:45 — Or he could use the time stone as was established elsewhere.

• 29:15 — Could they make some arrangement to have Wanda give the book up, the girl trained and then transport Wanda so it will be a one-way trip? This is all Wanda wants.

  • The book would have to be given up, and maybe placed where the other suddenly-exists-book is kept.
  • The suddenly-existing-multiverse travel power would have to be removed, perhaps in transporting another person.
• 31:00 — As though they could stop a war of attrition with a bunch of people who would need to stand there like that. Wanda didn’t even bring help, any one of which was doing well against two.
• 31:30 — Holy shit, a minority died.
• 38:45 — Opening a portal to get back would be two-way, letting Wanda through. Chen is a sacrifice you’ll have to make, if Wanda even cares to stay there. Maybe she’ll keep hostages though.
• 39:45 — Maybe they should observe a bunch? Then they could blend in. I wonder if the mirror dimension is common to all multiverses.
• 41:30 — Why would he assault Ash like that?
• 42:00 — We just established that they have no money. So how could a discounted price help?
• 44:15 — Maybe she opened a portal and obliterated all multiverses where she existed.
• 50:30 — Wouldn’t the sorcerers be keeping track of Wanda?
• 51:00 — Could this Wanda have any defense against the Scarlett Witch? Why couldn’t this ritual be repeated constantly.
• 53:15 — Sigh, apparently the minority had plot armor.
• 55:00 — Chen should be perfectly willing to sacrifice himself, maybe even kill himself, and very likely allow others to die.

• 55:15 — Why would he say anything?

  • “Muck muticore”(?) The fuck people, speak clearly and use real words.
• 59:45 — Illuminati. Also, those are Iron Man’s robots aren’t they?
• 1:06:30 — There were some other costs already paid. Other people have been killed by Wanda’s demons pursuing the girl in various universes, as well as during that fight.
• 1:11:30 — Kill the girl, end the movie.
• 1:13:00 — Of course the men are easy to kill and the women are tough.
• 1:16:30 — So how did the handcuffs come apart? Do I imagine the magic of the blade did a thing?

• 1:17:00 — Why would the doctor think that cage could be bashed out like that? This is stupid. At least have it full of a freeze glass and begin some process or something.

  • 1:17:15 — But no, they have to suddenly give the girl a superpower just for this moment.
• 1:19:30 — Sudden cloak is sudden.
• 1:21:00 — How is she so close? She was further apart, there was stuff in the way she had to blow up (which was too easy) and she has a limp.
• 1:21:15 — Why would that barrier be any different than the others? Why would they stop running? Why wouldn’t strange be flying with them?

• 1:23:30 — Maybe quickly bring them in and close the door. He has flight and everything.

  • Close the door.
  • Close the door.
  • Close the fucking door.
• 1:34:15 — That fight was awesome and all that, but all the other books were pretty frail and that one was tough for some reason..
• 1:35:00 — Of course Chen is alive, but how?
• 1:39:45 — A urgently useful object appears!

• 1:44:30 — GIRL POWER.

  • Also they missed an opportunity to say “I’m not going to take your power, I’m going to give you mine.” and sacrifice the undead version into her.
• 1:48:30 — “No gug pla be gluv”(?)

• 1:50:15 — Isn’t there a dark hold in most universes?

  • 1:51:00 — Oh.