https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1524134/

Orcs resurface into and threaten a national park.

While definitely a B-movie, this is well-written and well-acted. It doesn’t really have comedy like most B-movies though, so it doesn’t “work” all that well. Still, I think it’s worth a watch.

See also:

• Dragonfyre – (2013 movie)

• 2016-01-02

2016-01-02 ∞

• 0:25 — Black Lake Mountains, Wyoming, United States, 1909

  • I don’t know where “Black Lake Mountains” is, or if they are real.
• 2:10 — Omg that brunette is hot, please tell me she has a speaking role.
• No? Oh.
• Boring-ass credits. Boring ass-credits.
• 5:25 — Is that a bottle of beer in his picnic basket?
• I was already thinking she was a power-tripping spinster, but the seniority thing confirms it.
• Heh, he’s confiscating the pot.
• 9:15 — Called it.
• 25:45 — Hahaha..
• 28:30 — Pretty
• 30:40 — “Please tell me you’re not LARPing.”
• 35:15 — Oh good. I hate her.
• 40:00 — Uranium mine?
• Aren’t they going to loot the store for supplies?
• 43:40 — Please don’t tell me they’re going to make a blackface joke.
• 45:00 — This “get off the road!” scene is an homage to one in The Lord of the Rings – The Fellowship of the Ring – (2001 movie).
• 47:30 — Bash open the locker somehow? That’s what I was thinking before they went to the store to loot the corpse. Now I’m thinking it would have been nice if they looted the place for a crowbar.
• 50:00 — A light is the very worst thing to have when hiding in the dark.
• 55:40 — A barrel clip..
• 59:40 — Where are their archers now?
• 61:00 — Oh, there they finally are.
• 62:00 — Why would he go down there? He’s risking his life, and he’s removing his position’s defence of the rest of the group.
• 62:50 — Wut. Oh, that’s who that is.
• 63:20 — All the windows are still easy entrances.
• 64:30 — I didn’t think of looking up the previous song(s) and I didn’t have any success idly looking for this one.
• 67:00 — All the other dynamite blows up quickly. This one can be pulled out, re-lit and still has fuse time.
• This runner has plot armour.
• 67:35 — This is another Lord of the Rings reference.
• 70:00 — Yay, maybe he’ll die.

• 72:00 — It would have been nice if they could have held up in the gun locker.

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