(on Wikipedia)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0352045/
Stuck at a dead-end job, a guy ignores his girlfriend’s nagging until she uses an old high school enemy to push his buttons.
I’m really really happy this series didn’t get approval. This pilot is a steaming pile of shit. It has nothing to do with Clerks – (1994 movie) and so it cannot build on its mystique, and it isn’t even particularly original or interesting on its own.
- This is the single pilot episode. The full series was never produced.
- Kevin Smith, the author of Clerks – (1994 movie) was unaware of this proposed TV show until its casting was under way, during his production of Mallrats – (1995 movie)
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Properly titled Clerks. (with a trailing period) or more sensibly Clerks: The TV Show
Brian O’Halloran (Dante) and Jeff Anderson (Randal) in the original Clerks – (1994 movie) both auditioned for the roll of Dante, but neither got the part.
- 0:25 — Wut. That one IMDB commenter wasn’t kidding when they talked about the canned laughter.
- 0:30 — This immediately comes off as another Saved by the Bell
- 0:45 — Sun tanning, Skin cancer
- 1:20 — I recognize the guy in the hat, Rick Gomez from all over the place.
- Slurpee
- 1:30 — This show is brought to you by Marlboro and Budweiser
- 2:15 — Would this show have been full of “I’ll get around to my plans” comments?
- 3:40 — VHS
- 4:05 — A parent? What the hell.
- 5:50 — Little Women (1994 film)
- 8:15 — Graffiti
- 8:15 — A senior is a final high school student.
- 11:30 — Suicide by hanging
- 16:45 — There’s no way in hell they’d drag a friend away, who’s about to score with his crush.
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17:10 — Ice Ice Baby, by Vanilla Ice
Wow, that was an episode.. just a forgettable piece of shit episode.
