spiralofhope

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The gods fuck around and threaten all mortals, but it’s up to one mortal to help a downtrodden god to be a not-downtrodden god and save the day.

The day is saved. Entertainment was had. Possibly worth a watch, but I think it’s fluff even for for movies like this one.

• You can tell this’ll be cheezy right from the poster..
• 1:00 — Narration.
• 2:30 — Gods.. needs humans?
• 4:30 — I recognize that actor.

• 7:00 — Wow, greedy hypergamistic woman.

  • Stuuuuuuffff. Gimme gimme more more power titles jewels, more!
• 9:30 — Wut. Ra was.. oh whatever.
• 11:30 — Trap?
• Trap.
• 14:00 — With great power comes gr—
• 17:00 — It should be the other way around, getting their ass kicked should knock them into their “true form”. Being a tall human doesn’t seem very true.
• 19:00 — Narration
• 21:00 — Obvious plot device is obvious. Let me guess, he’s going to quietly keep that so he can go there to undo power from Set during Horas’ fight with him.
• 21:00 — That’s. An architectural plan?
• 27:00 — I would have taken some pitons and gone around the side of the bridge. Along the outside wall if I needed to.
• 30:00 — He pulls it out, killing her.
• 42:00 — I recognize that actor.
• 1:15:30 — “That’s when I knew I loved him” .. because he did stuff for me.
• So that bracelet can be given to what’s her face to save her from death.
• 1:23:00 — Scrape up the sand and toss it in.
• 1:24:00 — Oh, so she doesn’t love him any more, so she’ll give her bracelet to what’s her face to save her from death.
• 1:26:00 — I’d kill the kid.
• 1:31:00 — Now he takes on all the negative aspects of those gods.

• 1:45:00 — No depth perception, he misses it.

  • Also , he’d be no match for Big Bad even with both eyes.

• 1:51:00 — He dies. But as almost-demonstrated earlier, he can bring people back to life as long as they’re not too far gone.

  • Unless he was lying right from the beginning.

• 1:55:30 — I’m pretty sure the underworld is down.