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Two dumbass kids are given a time machine to help with their oral report for history class.
These were simple times, where a movie’s comedy was as light as the effort to make it. A straightforward no-thought movie, perfect for getting drunk and talking funny. Though I recommend it, I fear it is drifting away from its original target ages and may only be good for people old enough to have already seen this.
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Continues with Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey – (1991 movie)
This movie was my introduction to Keanu Reeves, who has never acted since. “Whoa”
- 2:30 — San Dimas, California, United States, 2688
- 3:00 — Esquire
- 3:30 — Oh god his cut-off shirt.
- 3:45 — San Dimas, California, United States, 1988
- 4:00 — Eddie Van Halen
- 5:00 — I recognize that actor.
- 5:00 — Napoleon was a tall, dead, dude.
- 5:30 — Joan of Arc, Noah
- 6:30 — Julius Caesar, Salad dressing
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10:00 — Telephone booth
- Yes, I do actually have to link that. Because there aren’t any, anymore.
- 10:30 — Holy shit, 20¢ calls.
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10:45 — George Washington, Founding Fathers of the United States, Washington’s Birthday, United States one-dollar bill
- No he did not have wooden teeth.
- 11:00 — Moby-Dick – (1851 book), by Herman Melville (Captain Ahab
- 13:00 — Marco Polo, Polo, Water polo
- 13:15 — Mongols
- 15:15 — 69 (sex position)
- 17:15 — This telephone booth time machine is an homage to Doctor Who and its Police box.
- 17:30 — “Modern technology, William” has its audio badly synced.
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18:00 — Austria, 1805
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23:00 —
- Sigmund Freud
- Ludwig van Beethoven
- The western movement in America, in the 19th century.
- 23:15 — “Reach out and touch someone” was a slogan used by AT&T, a telephone company.
- 23:30 — As he shakes his head, there’s a splotch of dirt on the film in several places.
- 24:00 — New Mexico, United States, 1879
- 24:15 — Frontierland, an amusement park by The Walt Disney Company
- 25:30 — Billy the Kid
- 27:30 — There wasn’t any space on that counter to have Red thrown through that part of the wall.
- 28:00 — The golden age of civilization, Ancient Greece
- 28:30 — Athens, Greece, 410 B.C.
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29:00 —
The only true wisdom consists in knowing that you know nothing. — Socrates
- 30:15 — “All we are is dust in the wind, dude.”
- 31:00 — England, 15th century.
- 32:15 — Didn’t Ted a bright orange coat on?
- 33:00 — Plate armour, Heavy metal music
- 36:30 — Oh, now I see Ted’s orange coat. Which is more pinkish.
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37:00 —
Oh you beautiful babes from England,
for whom we have travelled through time.
Will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas?
We will have a most triumphant time. - 47:00 — Where’d Billy The Kid get his lasso from?
- 47:30 — Kassel, Germany, Ludwig van Beethoven, playing Für Elise on the piano.
- 48:00 — Orelans, France, 1429, Joan of Arc
- 49:00 — Outer Mongolia, 1209, Genghis Khan
- 49:30 — The White House, Washington, D.C., United States, 1863, Abraham Lincoln
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- Oh yeah, and earlier there was Ice cream
- 52:30 — San Dimas, California, United States, 1,000,000 B.C.
- 52:30 — Antenna (radio)
- 53:30 — Bubble gum, Chocolate pudding cans.
- 55:15 — Maybe get a new booth without a broken antenna?
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58:00 — Social stratification, Marie Antoinette, Television set, Dichotomy, Revolution
- 59:00 — Water park
- 1:01:45 — Fat shaming.
- 1:02:00 — I’d like to attain her body.
- 1:03:00 — Sigmund has an appropriately phallic item.
- 1:05:00 — Mall cops (Security guard)
- 1:07:30 — Computer
- 1:08:00 — Oh, his dad’s the head mall cop?
- 1:10:30 — Tape recorders don’t have a timer.
- 1:15:00 — Led Zeppelin, Houses of the Holy(1973-03-28 album)
- 1:15:15 — Plato, Aristotle
- 1:16:30 — Psychology
- 1:16:45 — Oedipus complex, coined by Freud.
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1:18:00 —
- 1:19:00 — It’s confusing to have jumped all over everything, and then return to Lincoln as though it’s his first introduction.
- 1:22:45 — Women at the mall, shopping for clothes with someone else’s credit cards? Totally fictional! Hehe.
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1:24:30 — Futuristic guitars.
