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A brainwashed daughter and her manipulative mother practice a con to satisfy their hypergamy, but love gets in the way.

Mediocre, but worth a watch if you’re fairly interested. It has some moments, but it’s got a kind of campy attitude. While it has a plot, it hand-waves plot-critical character decisions. For me, this wasn’t even a bubblegum-movie. It hurt my brain to sit through it, and only the blistering hotness of Jennifer Love Hewitt could keep me interested.

• 3:15 — Tease.
• 4:15 — Celibacy until marriage. Through engagement. Yay religion.
• 4:30 — Myocardial infarction
• 5:15 — Holy. Crap.
• 7:00 — Hey, if he was Muslim he could rape her. It would be her duty and stuff.
• 13:45 — Oh hey, that’s Carrie Fisher, who I recognize from Star Wars – (1977 movie).
• 15:15 — That’s way better.
• 16:15 — Is that the same Mercedes?
• 16:45 — Artery, Cigarette, Cholesterol
• 17:30 — “Conceive and leave”.. as if men can do that. Women have reproductive control: Contraceptives, abortion, adoption and, in the United States, abandonment. Hell, they can decide to make the forced-father a literal slave, working to pay her.
• 18:30 — 1969 Merlot (Wine)
• 18:45 — Miss Conners.
• 19:00 — Internal Revenue Service
• 20:00 — I’m pretty sure the IRS can’t take that much, unless these con artists have spent close to ten times what the IRS has taken, plus that interest.
• 20:30 — Walmart
• 21:00 — Palm Beach, Florida, United States
• 22:00 — Holy crap.
• 26:00 — Hypergamy
• 27:00 — Necrophilia
• 30:15 — Liver spot
• 31:15 — Car phone
• 30:00 — The maid isn’t holding the phone up to her mouth.
• 35:30 — Martini (cocktail)
• 39:00 — Statue, Art restoration
• 40:15 — Retinal detachment
• 41:00 — She left her purse.
• 41:30 — Spike strip
• 42:30 — BDSM
• 42:50 — That’s a very nice Jessica Rabbit moment.
• 43:45 — Airbag (side airbag)
• 44:00 — She’s a psychopath, get away from her.

• 46:30 — I have the hots for both.

  • I do believe, however, the one became a bit of a psycho, but I hope I’m mixing her up with someone else. But that’s okay, my attraction is for the imaginary person in the movie, not the real one years later.
• 49:15 — I know that actor.
• 51:00 — I don’t know if the burying highschool kids and car-egging is a reference to something.
• 51:30 — Crab Nebula, Sapphire
• 55:30 — Is he saying he’s charging her sex for that fun? Because that’s how it sounds.

• 58:45 — Smoking fetishism. It’s quite alright for someone to smoke faux-cigarettes or these days it would be Electronic cigarettes, unless the smell or something else is part of the allure.

  • Earlier had his eating fetish.
• 1:01:45 — I would screw that wo– I mean that scene up.
• 1:04:45 — Bribery, Police brutality
• 1:08:15 — She should be calling asap.
• 1:10:45 — I would screw that wo– I mean that scene up. Repeatedly.
• 1:19:30 — Well I just had a Clerks – (1994 movie) moment.
• 1:22:45 — Foot fetishism
• 1:25:00 — It’s perfectly reasonable for his ex to be seeing someone else, but I guess since he’s madly in love with her he’s acting like an idiot.
• 1:28:00 — New Jersey, United States
• 1:29:30 — But he has his own car.
• 1:29:30 — I got bored.
• 1:37:30 — That’s a terrible cover of Can’t Help Falling in Love, by Elvis Presley.
• 1:38:30 — A light switch that turns on a soundtrack. Cool.
• 1:38:30 — No, it’s not beautiful. It’s corny as hell.
• 1:40:00 — Hadn’t they already slept together?
• 1:41:00 — 80 year old cognac.
• 1:42:45 — What idiot wouldn’t recognize this as seduction? Which is dishonest.
• 1:43:45 — No, I’ll be getting back to my wife, and when she wakes up I’ll be telling her about this.
• 1:45:15 — Hacky Sack

• 1:47:00 — Yes Deepak Chopra is a moron. Or, if you prefer, a con artist.