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An alien invasion begins with horrifying disasters but peters out into a lengthy siege wherein an unlikely girl struggles to survive.

Yawn.

• Trailer
• Based on The 5th Wave – (2013 book), by Rick Yancey

• See Falling Skies – (2011 show). No really, just go see that. It’s not that great either, though.

• 2016-04-16

2016-04-16 ∞

• 8:15 — I recognize Ron Livingston from things and stuff.

  • I guess having gotten this far means I’m enjoying myself.

• 10:00 — Electromagnetic pulse

  • That’s not how pulses work.
• 11:30 — Is that her brother? I thought that last night was the last time she’d see him..
• 14:30 — Avian influenza
• 16:15 — Oh no. That character I grew deeply attached to, whose death will help me understand the lead character.
• 18:30 — Wouldn’t this backstory be better in its own movie? =/
• 22:15 — I recognize Liev Schreiber

• 30:00 — With great power comes great responsibility

  • Oh wait, he’s dead.
• 37:00 — I recognize her from somewhere.
• 37:15 — No you don’t. First you cripple the tough ones, making them a burden on the others.
• 39:00 — So is this the present yet, where the narration and opening scene were at?
• 40:15 — Oh, so now we’ve caught up.
• 43:30 — Hey look, free Chloë.

• 43:45 —

  When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. — Bible (King James Version) 1 Corinthians 13:11

• 44:30 — I still think all of this is their fifth wave. That the military were not friendly, and all of this was put together to enlist humans.
• 46:45 — I’m still waiting for this movie to get rapey.
• 53:30 — Never mix genders in the military. It’s just fucking stupid.
• 54:15 — That offer of strip poker was neither demeaning nor sexist. Fucking children who write this shit.
• 55:00 — Big strong man saved me, I must fall in love with him.
• 55:30 — That poster is of Big Fish, a 2003 movie.
• 56:15 — He’s been taking care of her. Maybe he didn’t want her, I dunno, shooting him.
• 56:30 — I’m no expert on taking an arrow to the knee, but should she be running that hard?
• 57:15 — Called it.
• 59:30 — Brave protector’s going to play white knight and get himself killed for her.
• 1:01:00 — Drafted (Conscription in the United States)
• 1:06:00 — A handy way to have them murder other humans.
• 1:10:45 — I don’t know the song and won’t bother looking it up.
• 1:12:15 — Can. Can we do this scene again?
• 1:16:00 — Did he just close the door?
• 1:19:30 — Called it.
• 1:21:30 — No, leave the trackers in and become double-agents.
• 1:22:30 — Also let’s do her I mean this scene over.
• 1:27:00 — Love cures everything..
• 1:27:15 — I’d turn coat for her.
• 1:31:30 — There’s no way she could fight one of them. It was just established they have superhuman strength! Plus she’s a fucking civilian! Plus she’s a teen!

• 1:37:45 — Do explain where he got bombs from, because he wasn’t carrying any with him. Also, how is he special forces-esque when the other sleepers .. and for that matter everyone else apparently aren’t.

  • Sleeper agent
• 1:38:00 — Right next to her former-crush. Oh well, I guess she went for the upgrade.
• 1:42:00 — Super-explosives have not been established.
• 1:44:00 — Cassiopeia (constellation) and technically Cassiopeia (mythology)
• 1:44:15 — Ben & Jerry’s
• 1:44:45 — We have to save those other kids. IN THE NEXT EPISODE

• 1:46:00 — It’s our hope.. that we’ll have a trilogy.