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A world war between mankind and vampires leaves it in ruins ruled by a holdout of humans, but vampires are not extinct.

Pretty good all around!

• Trailer

• Based on Priest – (1998-2007 comic), by Hyung Min-woo

• 2023-07-27

• Watched before; no notes were taken.

2023-07-27 ∞

• 0:15 — Sola Mira Hive
• 1:00 — A woman (presumably) dies on screen!
• 1:45 — Narration.
• 3:30 — On reservations [ 1 ] , are you fucking kidding me? Why not genocide?
• 4:45 — Great, another entitled girl..
• 7:15 — A woman dies off-screen.
• 8:00 — Cathedral City – Sector Twelve
• 8:45 — Confession
• 10:00 — Hail Mary, Our Father
• 11:45 — What. The father lived? How the fuck?
• 13:30 — But if there are bandits which are pretending to be vampires, then it’s important to send a Priest.
• 16:00 — The church should have a secret force of vampire hunters just to pick off escapees and rogues which are still not on reservations. That guy should be sanctioned to act.
• 18:00 — How did he make it out of the city? It’s a fortress!
• 18:30 — How fast was he going? 245 km/h is a lot faster than what was shown..
• 25:15 — Oh, I thought that woman died.
• 27:30 — Maybe go back to your bikes and phone it in?
• 29:45 — Surely he’d know how their hives are created, or is that sort of knowledge kept to Priests?
• 31:00 — I thought he was tough..
• 32:30 — Maybe make a run for it?
• 39:30 — Maybe wear some sunglasses..
• 42:15 — I sure hope jumping down from heights isn’t brought up again..
• 48:45 — Celibacy
• 52:00 — Who did it better, this movie or that one with The Joker?
• 55:45 — Why would he assume just one vampire killed all three, when there is plenty of evidence many many vampires went through there?
• 58:30 — Well they weren’t eradicated, were they?
• 1:10:15 — So what’s the evil plan then? Genocide of all the humans and then boredom? Will they turn some humans? Will they keep some just to maintain some semblance of culture? I mean seriously, it would suck for hybrids to maintain their semi-sanity with nothing to do..
• 1:10:30 — Is he holding back or something? Shouldn’t his face be smashed in like that other dude’s chest was?
• 1:11:30 — Wasn’t he a great show? Couldn’t he have shot the guy?
• 1:12:30 — That speed was enough to smash a bike to bits.. how the fuck could he survive falling off of a train?
• 1:13:45 — Of course that’s not a killing blow..
• 1:14:45 — I hope his shoulder is actually damaged..

• 1:19:30 — And just like that he can drive out? No fight like before, and no maximum security city?

No sequel was made.

Footnotes

1. See Indian reservation [ ↩ ]