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A superspy agency suffers apocalyptic disaster as a precursor to a global hostage act.
A-list actors join to demonstrate their irrelevancy. This is a mildly amusing movie.. but with a lack of comedy and uninteresting action, it’s not recommended.
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- 1:00 — What kind of fucking horrid suit is that?
- 3:00 — Now he has superhuman strength?
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5:00 — Now the car has super-mode?
- Why didn’t the other cars just block him off?
- 5:45 — Now they have a gatling gun?
- 6:45 — Why the swearing?
- 10:45 — Close the manhole.
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13:00 —
- 22:30 — Sweden
- 33:15 — Take Me Home, Country Roads – (1971 song), by misc
- 40:30 — Lepidoptera
- 41:15 — 1 year earlier.
- 43:30 — Elton John
- 44:45 — This is a reference to a sexually transmitted disease and Elton John being gay. Not cool. “Clipping his wings” is a reference to cutting his dick off, so there’s some casual misandry.
- 45:45 — Why the fuck are bunches of A-list stars being thrown into this?
- 50:45 — England
- 52:15 — Glastonbury Festival
- 53:30 — So this movie has a message about unprotected sex?
- 54:15 — Tinder (app)
- 55:15 — So this movie has a message about casual drug use?
- 1:01:30 — Epic finger-banging music.
- 1:30:00 — That’s not cover.
- 1:33:00 — None of that makes sense..
- 1:35:15 — Okay, we found a thousand Wu Ting Fengs.
- 1:36:00 — Cambodia
- 1:39:45 — John Denver
- 1:48:30 — We’ve established there is blue goop that’ll freeze things. Why don’t they have more of that?
- 1:50:45 — Take Me Home, Country Roads – (1971 song), by misc
- 1:51:15 — Don’t they have the ability to disable the mines? Wouldn’t they do that before walking out there themselves? I thought that was established.
- 2:06:45 — What the fuck shit remix is this of Word Up! – (1986 song), by Cameo
- 2:09:15 — .. as millions of people died.
- 2:10:30 — Except there was no evidence and he got away with it, the end.
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2:12:15 — Grrrrrrl powwwaaa
