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A bad guy is unfrozen after 30 years and his superspy nemesis is thawed to go after him.

This wasn’t even remotely funny. What the fuck was anyone going on about?

• Trailer
• Properly titled Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

• I mean technically you could see also Demolition Man – (1993 movie)

• 2022-11-06

• It seems familiar enough that I must have seen it before, or maybe bits and pieces of it.

2022-11-06 ∞

• 0:45 — 1967
• 1:30 — Secret agent
• 1:45 — London – United Kingdom
• 4:00 — Is this racim?
• 5:15 — That’s supposed to be some shitty artist guy.
• 6:30 — Cryogenics
• 7:15 — 1997 – Colorado Springs, Colorado – United States

• 7:45 —

  • Big Boy Restaurants
  • What is “tac hq”?
• 8:45 — World War II

• 9:00 —

  • Gary Coleman
  • Vanilla Ice
• 10:30 — Well so far this is stupid and boring as fuck.

• 12:00 —

  • Cold War
  • Capitalism
• 14:30 — Penis enlargement
• 16:00 — Las Vegas – United States
• 18:15 — The Salvation Army
• 19:00 — Lucky Charms, which is from 1964.
• 20:30 — Blackmail
• 21:00 — Charles III

• 21:30 —

  • Ozone layer
  • Ozone depletion
• 23:45 — University of Oxford
• 24:00 — Inappropriately-rated; PG-13 with plenty of sex references. Early was terrible.
• 29:00 — Poker
• 33:15 — Garrote
• 38:45 — Burt Bacharach
• 40:00 — Twister (game)
• 41:15 — Alcohol intoxication
• 43:30 — Carrot Top
• 44:30 — Inappropriately-rated; PG-13 with nudity references.

• 46:30 —

  • Orgasm
  • Sake
• 48:15 — Android (robot) (actually Gynoids)
• 49:15 — Caliber
• 49:45 — Wait, what happened to him and Alotta?
• 50:30 — Carny

• 53:30 —

  • Veterinarian
  • Petting zoo

• 54:30 —

  • Narcolepsy
  • Promiscuity
  • Alcoholism
  • Zoroastrianism
  • Scrotum
• 56:45 — Since when did they have a relationship?

• 57:00 —

  • Jimi Hendrix
  • Janis Joplin
  • Mama Cass
  • Ham sandwich
  • Moon landing
  • Berlin Wall
  • Apartheid
  • Liberace
  • Margaret Thatcher (First female Prime Minister of the United Kingdom)
• 1:00:15 — Judo
• 1:02:00 — Beavis and Butt-Head

• 1:02:45 —

  • Amusement arcade
  • Skinemax

• 1:04:30 —

  • Shark
  • Endangered species

• 1:12:00 —

  • Baseball
  • He didn’t know about Margret Thatcher
• 1:16:15 — Meow Mix
• 1:17:45 — Sega Genesis
• 1:19:30 — This is the longest 30 seconds ever.
• 1:20:00 — So would they shoot down Dr. Evil, or go up after him? Or freeze Austin?
• 1:20:30 — Inappropriately-rated; vaguely suggested nudity.
• 1:22:30 — George W. Bush shoeing incident

• 1:23:30 — Uranus