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A small German man storms into a local bar and demands “Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got! I’m so pissed I can’t even see straight!”
The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of Southern Comfort.
The German man swills down the drink and says “Gimme another one!”.
The bartender pours the drink, but says “Now, before I give you this, why don’t you let off a little steam and tell me why you’re so upset?”
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Wile E. Coyote Sues the Acme Corporation for Defective Products
A guy has lived in New York all of his life. He is Italian; lives in an Italian neighborhood and is a devout catholic. He goes into the neighborhood barber shop and (when his turn comes) says to the barber, “Gimme the best you’ve got. Next week, I’m taking my family to Rome!”
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Found in the Autobiography of Chuck Young, the creator of the Road Runner cartoons.
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