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The last dragon has been hidden away for fear of his corruption as foretold by a prophesy, but he is discovered by an equally-innocent youth looking for fame, fortune and adventure.

As a TV-movie, it’s not horrible. It’s still most definitely a TV-movie though. This is not B-quality, just TV-quality. Overall it’s not terrible, just not my thing. It very slightly borrows from DragonHeart – (1996 movie), but the proper movie is not mandatory watching.

• Properly titled Dragonheart: A New Beginning

1. DragonHeart – (1996 movie)
2. Dragonheart – A New Beginning – (2000 movie) (sequel)

3. Dragonheart 3 – The Sorcerer’s Curse – (2015 movie) (prequel)

• 2016-01-15

2016-01-15 ∞

• 1:20 — A dragon egg. Handy.
• 2:05 — Wow, there’s someone named “Henry O”. Really.
• 2:25 — Yep, this is obviously direct-to-video.
• 3:20 — See punching bag, because they apparently don’t have anything for a target dummy.
• 4:30 — Was that male or female?
• 5:00 — That’s a nice place.
• 5:30 — Not realistic since someone raised there would definitely already be brainwashed.
• 7:00 — Wow, caste clothing.
• 7:40 — “Take some pride in being special.”
• 7:45 — Seven deadly sins
• 10:00 — “I am a man of God, I do not believe in such superstitious prattle.” Hahahaha
• 10:55 — If that is female, then there’ll be a love story in here.
• 11:30 — That’s an awfully light sword. Also, why did he throw it down?
• 11:40 — Why would the footprints be as interesting as a lit torch?
• 14:00 — Geeze, someone must be down there all the time, keeping those candles lit.
• 15:00 — “Seven lashes to anyone caught without their tunic.”
• 16:40 — How would he get back in, since the place is kept locked?
• 19:45 — Oh, it’s male.
• 20:30 — Why would he be carrying the sword outside?
• 27:45 — Way to lead them to the dragon, dumbass.
• 30:15 — Landing in hay? See also Assassin’s Creed .. heh
• 33:00 — Bagpipes
• 34:30 — Oh I bet you want to show her your sanitary sanctuary.
• 44:30 — Are you fucking insane, teaching a dragon anything before the prophesy has passed? Require the touch-test thing.
• 50:10 — What’s that, a way for a man to become immortal? In a handy dandy jar? What could possibly go wrong?
• 53:30 — Tai chi
• 53:50 — Oh, are they actually dragons?
• 56:00 — Off-color humor
• 59:00 — The phrase to describe this is ‘They have addled his mind.’
• 1:03:00 — How does he know how?
• 1:03:50 — I should start a website called “cell phones and archers” just to bitch about movies that ignore these basic things.
• 1:05:45 — They might have been able to dress the handily-undressed monk in the guard’s clothes.
• 1:09:30 — Well it’s not an arrow, but it’ll do. Die, handy plot-motivation!
• 1:10:00 — .. but soon she’ll have a new “closest friend”, if you know what I mean.
• 1:11:00 — The heart could have been kicked away. The dragon could burn him alive. Or ice him.. is the ice going to be used later? That was invented..
• 1:12:00 — .. and suddenly he can’t defend himsel– oh.
• 1:14:00 — And the millenias-old dragon wins. Right? Right? No, probably not. Sigh.

• 1:15:00 — Called it. I guess.