The Mortal Instruments – City of Bones – (2013 movie)

A girl learns she has magic powers and stuff when a bad guy and his henchmen who all like demons hunt her down for a thing she has.

A superhero-girl-witch movie. Adorable and stuff. Recommended for girls who are fans of this adorable ~~trope~~ genre.

10:00 — Yeah, friendzoned.
23:15 — Keymaster and Gatekeeper is a reference to Ghostbusters – (1984 movie).
55:00 — She pulled her boots on real quick.
1:02:45 — You’re my best friend evar!
1:06:45 — Where’d the blob of water go?
1:10:00 — Fucking music video in the middle of a movie. Now I understand Bollywood.
1:11:30 — What. What the fuck? No man acts lik– oh, this was written by a woman.
1:12:45 — But you’re my bestest friend evar!
1:27:30 — Couldn’t they feel someone coming in, through the portal?
1:44:30 — If only you had a fucking sword and five people.
1:53:15 — Fucking hell, switching between multiple fight scenes is just bad film making.
1:59:45 — Best fucking friends ever. Written by a woman.
2:01:00 — Oh I bet “it’s” hard for him right now.

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