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A pretty princess turned-warrior leaves paradise to hunt the god of war during World War I.
It’s got a slow pace, good mood and is not your usual superhero flick. The pretty girl really makes this movie, even making up for the ugly male lead.
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The timings are damned rough.
- 1:00 — Wow that accent is bad.
- 4:00 — What the fuck is with her ill-fitting helmet? That’s just terribad.
- 12:30 — Oh good god she’s fucking beautiful.
- 21:00 — Did she just lift her shield to parry a bullet?
- 27:00 — World War II
- 27:30 — Just women and children slaughtered? You sure about that?
- 34:15 — I just realized the attackers must have entirely abandoned their ships to row to shore and attack. That makes no sense..
- 43:15 — “Cleo‘s treatises on body and pleasure” with that specific title is likely fictional, but she did write a lot and has had medical and cosmetic topics credited to her.
- 1:08:30 — Why would they be holding the meeting in a cell? It’s only got one exit and is lockable from the outside.
- 1:20:15 — Fuck off, re-using that from Deadpool – (2016 movie).
- 1:22:00 — Throwing in some unnecessary racism there.. wouldn’t he be from Morocco? So there’s no actual real-world racism.
- 1:39:00 — I don’t understand what’s going on. They’re running off to an already-doomed village?
- 1:42:30 — For the longest time I was wondering if she’d ever be seen with her shield again.. apparently she left it back with the tank she flipped.
- 1:44:30 — *insert highlander moment*
- 1:55:00 — Why would he call her the god killer.. he totally could have bluffed through all of this.
- 2:02:30 — Nope, can’t kill a single woman in this entire movie. That would be sexist. Kill only men; equality.
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2:05:15 — He’s not her brother, he’s her uncle.
So.. just how exactly can she fit in with a group of aliens, mutants and mortals?
Footnotes
- If not accessible to you, see https://www.hbomax.com/wonder-woman-1984
was https://www.hbomax.com/coming-soon/wonder-woman-1984
was https://www.wonderwomanfilm.com/
also https://www.max.com/movies/wonder-woman-1984/4296565c-c6c9-4b81-9398-fdf996e7d925 (( was https://www.max.com/movies/4296565c-c6c9-4b81-9398-fdf996e7d925 [ ↩ ]
