0:00 — I’m not going to bother typing out the scrolling text. Summary: Reading.
1:15 — How are there heroes on both sides? I thought there were bad guys.
4:15 — Empathy for clones is one of the downsides.
6:00 — In the name of.. what?
7:30 — Oh good thing vulnerable shield controls are on the outside of the ship.
8:00 — I can already tell what things Phantom would cut out of this probably-shit film.
9:15 — Lots of unnecessary talking and “roger roger”.
11:30 — Combat droids .. vulnerable to just fire.
12:30 — Their light sabers are the same color now.
14:45 — He .. he was literally disarmed.. well, dishanded.
15:45 — Wilhelm scream
17:45 — Now R2D2 has a periscope for some reason.
19:00 — Why the fuck do the robots talk back, or even talk at all?
27:00 — Pregnant? Maybe a little force push, a little force pull, a little forced abor– nevermind.
30:15 — Oh god this writing is bad. Also she looks pregnant and not at all like she’s trying to hide it. Maybe she dresses differently outside her private space.
32:00 — Oh my, they really did use that stupid pendant. Maybe this is a nod to the editors commentary in Star Wars Episode I.II – The Phantom Edit – (2000 movie).
40:00 — He’s had no problem walking right along that line against Jedi orders before.
51:30 — There should have been more emphasis on his being taught everything other-guy knows, as a callback to not learning the healing powers.
56:15 — .. this was so bad I had to take a break.
58:00 — They all have guns, they shoot him, he dies. What the fuck.
- 58:15 — Oh the old “I’ll do it myself” nonsense..
59:30 — See it would have made sense if local warriors came to rescue him well before any actual allies get there.
1:00:15 —
- Why wouldn’t the dude just shoot him?
- Why wouldn’t Mr. Jedi dodge and slice the thing as it came by? Or jump over it and slice it as it went under?
1:06:30 — So didn’t dude get force-pushed a huge distance earlier? How is this a fight?
1:07:30 — There was never any hint that this guy had a living heart for some reason.
1:14:45 — Like he should talk about “the Jedi way”..
1:15:00 — Dude could chop off Sith’s hand.
1:19:30 — Yeah, none of this makes any real sense, even in the context of the character.
1:21:15 — Water is really hard from that height. Some sort of exaggerated force usage to soften his fall would have helped make that seem possible.
1:23:30 — Well a couple of women die semi on-screen.
1:32:00 — I got bored again and took a second break..
1:33:45 — Yoda’s not supposed to throw his light saber!
1:36:30 — “So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.”
1:43:00 — Now they can detect incoming ships?
1:43:45 — How does she know where he went?
1:44:45 — Dubbed.
1:49:00 — Since when could Yoda get zapped? Isn’t he able to parry or capture or whatever?
1:50:30 — As usual, since I know the outcome of everything, this isn’t particularly interesting. There is no real character building or threat.
1:56:15 — So all of this bullshit was set in motion by a stray saber strike.
2:02:15 — So I’ll assume that he couldn’t tell if Vader was alive or dead because of his grief..
2:09:30 — Leia wouldn’t be safe with a known enemy of the empire..
2:11:45 — Oh the uncanny face of the future general character.

2017-07-23 ∞

a phrase was repeated again up earlier..
1:11:30 — Those are some lame-ass Jedi. I’d begin that fight by bombing the building.
~1:14:20 — “He’s too dangerous to be left alive” is repeated twice. The good guys and the bad guys saying the same phrase seems to be a theme.

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Star Wars – Episode III – Revenge of the Sith – (2005 movie)

2019-12-27 ∞

2017-07-23 ∞

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