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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4154756/
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A space-environmentalist works to cull the people who don’t recycle, but polluters aim to stop him.

An adequate movie which for once has a sensible major plot arc.

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• 2018-04-30

2018-04-30 ∞

• 12:00 — Why would he bother showing his crystal thingy.

  • .. oh. Something about wanting it. Or whatever.
• 15:00 — Ben & Jerry’s
• 16:30 — The Beatles
• 20:15 — Squidward Tentacles, a character from SpongeBob SquarePants – (1999 show)

• 21:30 — Where in the fuck is that super-suit coming from? Such bullshit.

  • Oh.
• 24:45 — How is Spiderman talking to Iron Man?

• 30:30 —

  • Bowflex
  • Dumbbell
• 34:00 — Kevin Bacon
• 37:00 — Scotland
• 42:00 — I thought Black Widow was Storm with that unnecessarily white hair.
• 47:15 — So will his standing-still get used somewhere?
• 52:15 — Grimace (character) of McDonaldland (McDonald’s)
• 52:15 — Why would he be that stupid?
• 1:01:45 — Aliens – (1986 movie)
• 1:11:30 — Neutron star
• 1:16:30 — Oh my, is that Peter Dinklage?
• 1:17:30 — Thanos could wiggle his hand and fix her. Why waste this time?
• 1:18:45 — I thought that thing was docking..
• 1:23:15 — Footloose – (1984 movie)
• 1:25:00 — Why does he have to go places? Can’t he just be places?
• 1:37:45 — Were they trying to make up for the racism of the last movie?
• 1:39:00 — “Did they surrender?” .. “Not exactly” I believe is from Braveheart – (1995 movie)
• 1:41:30 — They just opened a gauntlet and funnelled them into a strike zone..
• 1:48:45 — This fight makes no sense.
• 1:57:30 — Wasn’t Banner fighting two baddies?
• 2:06:45 — Is Thanos being delayed somehow?

• 2:08:15 — Fucking get on with it..

Awesome ending! I guess.. though the final bits make no god damned sense whatsoever.

• 2:29:15 — I don’t understand the ending.

https://youtu.be/bSJ8mpWBVeE

There’s another gauntlet though..

I had to look up the end symbol thing, it’s from Ms. Marvel, which makes no sense to have as an emergency beacon for something as minor as a helicopter and car crash. Is there a speed-dial for her, such that he went for that once he saw a civilian disintegrate? Sigh.

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By the way, “Why is Gamora?” is literally answered.