Some sort of school for not-superheroes is heroic, but one of them becomes less heroic, requiring HERoism.

Bland.

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2019-06-09 ∞

Times are off in places. Like way off.

0:45 — Oh god, I hate narration like that.
7:30 —
- Rocket launch
- Reusable launch system
9:15 — Since when could the blue baboon turn back and forth?
10:30 — I guess viewers are supposed to know who the X-Men are, and that they’re world renown, and all of that. I don’t like when movies can’t be stand-alone.
13:00 — Umm, since when could Cyclops be so accurate.. and.. uh.
13:00 — Umm, since when could Storm .. uh.
20:15 — Oh fuck off, throwing in some casual misandry.
20:45 — A “power reading”? What is this, Dragon Ball Z?
25:30 — Since when could Storm.. make ice cubes.. well I guess, whatever, okay.
1:07:15 — Okay look, I’m perfectly willing to suspend disbelief in all this super-woman stuff, but I didn’t think The Phoenix story line went anything like this.. anything at all like this.
1:09:15 — New York – United States
1:13:15 — As was shown earlier, Charles can easily stop Beast.
1:15:15 — Why would Magneto bother doing that?
1:30:45 — Can’t Nightcrawler just teleport them all away really quick?
- .. speaking of quick, where is quick-guy?
1:33:15 — I didn’t notice there was another helicopter.
1:34:00 — Why would there be a whole armory on that train?
1:37:00 — Mandatory Thanos reference.
1:40:45 — Blah blah emotions weak strong nonsense. That’s an overdone trope.
1:43:45 — How could they live happily ever after? Wasn’t there some sort of tension between them and the government or something?

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