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A veteran mercenary is double-crossed and finds himself blacklisted into becoming a general in hell's army.
This is a very high low-budget movie. It's over-the-top, corny but only almost-fun. Some of the effects are amazing, but some are so damned bad I can't imagine how they thought this could be anything more than a middling success. From a writing perspective, it's not bad moment-to-moment, but the overall plot is a bit stupid.
This has nothing going for it but the incredible acting of a clown.
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2022-11-27 ∞
This is the R-rated director's cut.
- 0:30 -- Narration.
- 1:00 -- Hong Kong
- 3:00 -- Oh my god this is so 90s.
- 6:00 -- Holy fuck the seizure-inducing titles.. and they go on forever.
- 8:45 -- Spastic (word)
- 9:15 -- Semper fi
- 10:15 -- Martin Sheen makes for a terrible overacting bad guy.
- 11:30 -- North Korea
- 12:00 -- Good thing that guard didn't just shout like a good guard should..
- 16:45 -- Coca-Cola
- 18:45 -- Narration.
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23:15 --
- 25:30 -- If he doesn't, he will.. die?
- 27:00 -- Many elderly retire to Florida and this is a reference for them dying after..
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31:45 --
- 34:30 -- Ebola
- 37:30 -- Where'd he get the gun from?
- 38:45 -- Nanotechnology
- 42:00 -- Casual misandry.
- 43:45 -- He has the power of deus ex machina.
- 44:45 -- Why wouldn't he kick in a window and get inside?
- 47:30 -- How does he know that Simmons is Spawn?
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48:15 --
- 50:15 -- Oh god this demon guy looks so terrible.
- 53:30 -- Dead man's switch, which I could have mentioned earlier..
- 56:00 -- The narration keeps up even when he's eating, so it's not the character speaking..
- 1:00:00 -- There's been plenty of gunfire and everyone was still hanging around down there..
- 1:02:45 -- The accent is from Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I can't recall which movie of his..
- 1:08:45 -- Yoda is from Star Wars - (1977 movie), and so is the phrase "Don't get cocky".
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1:11:00 -- "I love the smell of ".. is a variation of:
- "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" is from Apocalypse Now - (1979 movie)
- 1:15:00 -- I wonder if whomever rang the doorbell heard the gunfire..
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1:15:45 --
- I should have mentioned clown a long time ago..
- 1:20:00 -- Like I said.. he has the power of deus ex machina.
- 1:21:30 -- Kickstart Apocalypse Now - (1979 movie) (which also starred Martin Sheen)
- 1:23:45 -- Oh my god if only this movie didn't try all these effects it would have been a lot better.
- 1:25:30 -- Like I said.. he has the power of deus ex machina.
