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Some idiots go grave robbing to protect a thing, leading bad guys there to steal the thing, then a worse guy shows up, then assholes some fight instead of talk, and there is some dialog throughout and with all the action and dead men, no women are even hurt; equality!
Meh. Big fucking meh with a weak script, acting, story.. everything is just weak.
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Everything Wrong With Black Adam in 27 Minutes or Less
- by CinemaSins
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Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Black Adam
- by @Th3Birdman
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2023-03-10 ∞
- 0:45 -- Kahndaq, set somewhere around the Sinai Peninsula, is fictional.
- 2:00 -- Oh, that rare unobtanium.
- 2:45 -- Oh, it doesn't have hardsubs.
- 5:30 -- See Shazam (wizard)
- 6:15 -- Fucking narration.
- 7:30 -- Comic book
- 7:45 -- Oh hey, anti-American propaganda.
- 10:30 -- Bald spot. Was that casual misandry?
- 11:15 -- So you're going to go confirm the location of something you want to not be found? The fuck?
- 12:00 -- Cuneiform
- 12:30 -- How about you make a little noise and find the guy? Were there any other passages?
- 18:30 -- So I guess since this guy is all super powered then the only thing that will challenge him is someone just like him, making this boring as fuck.
- 23:45 -- So.. kryptonite.
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26:00 --
- Cyclone (DC Comics), race-swapped and the clone of Storm (Marvel Comics)
- Atom Smasher (DC Comics)
- Doctor Fate (Kent Nelson)
-- I needed to turn subtitles on, then ask ChatGPT. - Hawkman
- 28:15 -- Justice Society of America
- 29:30 -- Oh god that cgi was bad.
- 30:45 -- Flash (DC Comics character)
- 32:00 -- The Good, the Bad and the Ugly - (1966 movie)
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32:30 --
- 43:30 -- They're certainly saying a lot of shit for people who could negotiate him into being a good guy.
- 47:30 -- Why the fuck wouldn't fate deal with the crown first?
- 1:02:00 -- Why didn't the bike teleport through?
- 1:03:30 -- The fucking comic relief is so grating.
- 1:06:15 -- Why couldn't he just fly over and catch the guy on his way down?
- 1:07:15 -- "Aerokinesis" is fictional.
- 1:19:45 -- So how did Hawkman not get moved?
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1:25:45 -- Hawkman can't speak ancient whatever it's called.
- 1:26:00 -- So he killed the guy, right? That's what ensuring he never speaks it again means, right? Or cut out his tongue?
- 1:26:45 -- How is that "beautiful"? It looks like absolute shit.
- 1:27:45 -- Why not just kill him? Why trap him for all eternity? There's a non-zero chance of his freedom, and he's right next to other people who are being kept for similar reasons. These people are fucking idiots.
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1:30:15 --
- 1:32:30 -- Oh boy is this going to be another movie ending CGI boss fight?
- 1:33:15 -- So this somehow not particularly powerful boss can't hurt them. and this not-established piece comes off.
- 1:35:15 -- So how is the uncle alive?
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1:27:00 -- Oh boy, that character that we all know and love, and who has been so well established, and who we have such a strong emotional connection to, might die! Oh no!
- So what happens to the helmet? Can I keep it?
- 1:38:45 -- Or maybe make a phone call and have him freed.
- 1:41:00 -- Is Hawkman really running up the stairs?
- 1:44:15 -- What a bunch of bullshit. A character not established as being inspirational at all and a people who wouldn't respond to something like that.
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1:46:15 -- So about his kryptonite.. was that never properly used in this movie?
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1:53:15 -- And now the real movie can begin!
Last updated 2023-08-13 at 07:15:16