Something something Scarlette Johansson something picking up people to kill something skin? something.

Artsy trash.

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3:00 — This intro is the sort of thing which should have credits overlayed.
5:30 — If this weirdness doesn’t set the tone for the whole movie, they’ve done something very wrong.
6:30 — Uh. Hey look, free woman?
8:00 — I’m really disturbed at the idea of putting on a dead person’s clothes.
10:30 — That guy looking up at her ruins the shot.
11:45 — And now she looks like a whore.
14:00 — Wut.
16:45 — I like how she repeats everything so the audience can understand what the fuck they’re saying.
18:00 — If she’s asking for his name, why wouldn’t she introduce herself?
19:30 — What the fuck. Is that like a sock on the doorknob?
22:00 — This movie is tedious.
25:15 — Czech Republic, Scotland
26:45 — Why would she be walking in the water?
29:30 — Hey look, free toddler.
32:00 — I really ought to be able to identify that song..
32:45 — Her boots should still be wet.
38:30 — Okay, so.. the weirdness is consistent.. but that’s actually quite bad. Is this aliens? What the fuck, man?
40:30 — Well yes he’s married. They just mentioned his missing wife.
45:00 — Half-way done, and nothing’s happened.
47:15 — I hate hating a movie with her in it. This is such a piece of fucking artsy trash.
48:45 — Last chance.
49:30 — Yeah movie, just fucking drive away from anything interesting.
50:30 — .. fuck this movie.

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