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A warlord seeks to unleash the enemies of the gods to kill them.
While watchable, I would only recommend it to fans of the sword and sandal genre who can also stand the “quality” that Hollywood offers.
 Freida Pinto
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 Freida Pinto, damp
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0:32 —
All men’s souls are immortal,
but the souls of the righteous
are immortal and divine.— Socrates
- 2:15 — Oh my. This movie has my attention.
- 2:45 — Titan (mythology)
- 3:15 — It’s The Narrator!
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4:00 — Tartarus
- Also, why weren’t they killed?
- 4:30 — So the Titans aren’t bad guys.
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4:45 — Sybelline Monastery
- Greece 1228 B.C.
- 6:45 — But the gods aren’t reigning..
- 7:00 — Kolpos Peninsula
- 9:00 — Confirmed, the gods aren’t actually around.
- 10:30 — Terrible over-acting.
- 11:00 — He’s well-dressed for a peasant.
- 15:15 — Well that doesn’t make any sense at all..
- 23:00 — .. well.. that ought to be an X-rating for this movie. Let me guess, this is PG-13.
- 26:30 — I don’t understand why there would supposedly be young women there. I heard some appropriate screaming, but young women would be the very first to be moved out of there.
- 38:00 — Unnecessary and ugly transition.
- 39:30 — Okay, Freida Pinto is fucking beautiful.
- 45:30 — Good thing the birds didn’t pick at the bodies.
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48:00 — Good thing those tools were laying about.
- 51:45 — I’m pretty sure beheading into that pool is defiling a holy place.
- 53:00 — Why would the thief bother giving up? Where is his loyalty coming from?
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55:30 — You.. you don’t need your visions any more, right?
- 56:00 — .. right?
- 56:30 — Woohoo!
- 58:30 — Mount Tartarus
- 1:03:45 — Bad green screen is bad.
- 1:10:30 — Oh hey, it’s the guy from Alien – (1979 movie).
- 1:19:00 — I’ve lost interest. I only care about the pretty girl now.
- 1:28:30 — Good thing they kept their fucking weapons..
- 1:32:45 — He stopped fighting and got someone else killed.
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1:42:00 — IMMORTALS PART TWO YEAH MURIKA! I MEAN GREECE!
