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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1620680/
https://movies.disney.com/a-wrinkle-in-time

A standard broken-family Disney movie, but with magical thinking.

God damn this is a low-effort piece of shit.

• Inspired by A Wrinkle in Time – (1962 book), by Madeleine L’Engle

• Everything Wrong With A Wrinkle in Time

  • CinemaSins

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• 2018-04-30

2018-04-30 ∞

• 1:00 —

  • Van Halen
  • Bono
• 5:00 — It’s pretty unbelievable that anyone would care about a one year disappearance anniversary. Just how influential was that guy?
• 5:30 — Bullying.
• 7:45 — Why are people using that kid’s full name?
• 12:45 — Tesseract
• 16:30 — Lebanese people
• 17:15 — Persian people
• 17:30 — What the fuck is going on. That kid is annoying.
• 18:00 — Why in the fuck are they constantly using his first and last names?
• 19:00 — Quantum entanglement
• 19:45 — Yeah, this mind-space thing has been done to death.
• 23:30 — Oh this is so bad..
• 24:00 — Uh, there are several Outcast movies.. but I don’t know which and this is stupid.

• 29:00 —

  • Gautama Buddha
  • Nepalis
• 30:00 — Oh, and the earlier “there is no wrong size” is a reference to fat shaming, to tickle the snowflake audience and not just because Oprah is fat.
• 32:30 — This is such a girly film.
• 33:00 — Chris Tucker
• 33:00 — I don’t know what the developers of this movie were smoking, but the only thing it’s even attempting to bring to the table are effects, and nothing has been even remotely interesting.
• 33:30 — Flying asparagus.
• 35:00 — I was going to ask about the physics of their moving along..
• 35:30 — No, that’s not lift.. that’s complete bullshit.
• 38:00 — Sigh, so I would have been right to point out whatever-her-face as being discount Falcor from The Neverending Story – (1984 movie), and now I can say that this evil is it The Nothing.
• 38:15 — William Shakespeare
• 39:00 — Oprah is discount Goku.
• 39:45 — No, no they’re not beautiful. No, fuck off with this teen girl angst self image bullshittery. Is there some acting and maybe even a tidge of writing in here somewhere?
• 41:15 — Fuuuuuckkkk offffff
• 42:45 — Baritone

• 44:00 — Oh my god this is so girly and so bad.