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The apocalypse happens, and a bunch of average celebrities try to survive.

Moderately terrible. Worth a watch if you like these particular actors and their previous works.

• Based on the short film Jay and Seth versus the Apocalypse (2007 short movie), by Evan Goldberg and Jason Stone.

• Oh hey, that’s Jay Baruchel, who I recognize from.. somewhere or other.
• A movie was mentioned, I think, but I forgot about it.
• 2:00 — Seth Rogen, as himself.
• 4:30 — Everybody (Backstreet’s Back), by Backstreet Boys

• 5:15 —

  • James Franco
  • Jonah Hill
  • Craig Robinson (actor)
• 5:45 — “Nobody puts Jay in the corner” is a take on Dirty Dancing – (1987 movie) and it’s “Nobody puts Baby in the corner”.
• 5:45 — Back to Life (However Do You Want Me) (1989-05-29 song), by Soul II Soul
• 6:30 — Channing Tatum
• 7:00 — “You let us both cum inside you.” .. hehe
• 7:30 — Video game, Subway (restaurant)
• A movie was mentioned around here somewhere, I think, but I forgot about it.
• 8:00 — Michael Cera

• 10:45 — That’s Emma Watson, who I would have passed on this movie because of her if I knew she was in it.

  • At least, as it happens, she has a trivial part. But why the fuck was she listed as a major participant? Oh yeah, the golden vagina and femipedia.
• 11:30 — Pineapple Express (film)
• 11:45 — Woody Harrelson
• 13:00 — I think she’s famous or something.
• 14:15 — Why would he stay standing there?

• 27:00 —

  • Nutella
  • DiGiorno
  • Pancake mix (Baking mix)
  • Cinnamon Toast Crunch
  • Annie’s Homegrown
  • Milky Way (chocolate bar)
  • 127 Hours (2010 movie)
  • Flyboys (2006 movie)
• 28:30 — There’s no fucking way in hell that’s all there would be. Even party leftovers would be significant since it was cut short.
• 29:30 — I’ll assume that clock uses a battery. Power should have gone out a while ago. Hell, a telephone pole killed what’s-his-face earlier, and even earlier there were downed power lines in the city.

• 30:45 — DMX (rapper)

  • I don’t know who “the roughrider crew” are.
• 31:00 — Terminator 2 – Judgment Day – (1991 movie), Skynet (Terminator), Judgement Day (Last Judgment)
• 34:15 — Green Goblin, a reference to James Franco’s role in Spider-Man 3 (2007 movie)
• 35:15 — Green Hornet, a reference to Seth Rogan co-writing The Green Hornet (2011 movie)
• 39:45 — Cinco de Mayo, Sinkhole
• 40:00 — Bible, Book of Revelation, Rapture
• 41:00 — Where the Wild Things Are (1963 book)
• 42:30 — Gangnam Style (2012-12-21), by Psy
• 43:00 — Superbad (2007 movie)
• 44:00 — Paper Planes (2007 song), by M.I.A.
• 44:30 — iPad (2010-04-03 computer), by Apple Inc.
• 44:45 — Strong independent woman.
• 45:15 — Zombie apocalypse
• 45:45 — Suddenly all the men break down into servants.

• 46:15 — Harry Potter (film series)

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001 movie)
• Casual rape comedy / misogyny
• 46:45 — Fucking beta.
• 48:30 — Casual misandry.
• 49:00 — Hermione Granger, played by Emma Watson in the Harry Potter movies.
• 49:30 — Who would have a basement entrance out the side of the house? Maybe a storm cellar or something, by a barn, but not a basement.
• 56:00 — What the fuck.
• 58:00 — Taco Bell, Gladiator – (2000 movie)
• 58:30 — “Teras Peterson” ?
• 1:01:00 — I would have kicked him out earlier, and probably killed him then and there.

• 1:03:30 — A ruse to get the gun?

  • Called it.
• 1:07:30 — A prop suit.
• 1:08:30 — Oh, no. Also, casual rape.
• 1:09:00 — Urophagia
• 1:12:00 — Wouldn’t that asshole probably be in that neighbouring house?
• 1:14:00 — Hebrew school, Hebrew school, Demonic possession
• 1:14:30 — Or go back and fetch them.
• 1:21:45 — Lindsay Lohan
• 1:31:00 — That’s Channing Tatum.
• 1:31:45 — G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009 movie)

• 1:32:30 — And the light stops.

  • Called it.
• 1:36:15 — I Will Always Love You (1974-06-06 song), by Dolly Parton, covered by Whitney Houston in 1992.
• 1:37:00 — Casual misandry.
• 1:38:30 — Spirit in the Sky (late 1969 song), by Norman Greenbaum
• 1:39:00 — Actually, they’d be tortured for all eternity in heaven, by worshipping God and doing nothing else.
• 1:39:15 — Segway PT

• 1:39:45 — The actual fucking Backstreet Boys, who were losers even at the time.

It breaks out into a full fucking music video. What the inexcusable fucking hell. Fuck!