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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1411250/
https://www.riddick-movie.com/

Surviving an assassination attempt but stranded on a hostile world, the eponymous anti-hero finds himself hunted for his bounty.

Decent, but I’d only recommend this for fans of the whole series. On it’s own, it’s not a particularly interesting movie.

1. Riddick – (2013 movie)

2. The Chronicles of Riddick – (2004 movie)

   • (not really a continuation as such)

3. The Chronicles of Riddick – Dark Fury – (2004 movie)

2016-05-16 ∞

• 1:00 — “One Race Films”, ouch.
• 1:30 — A pinch on the finger would have hurt.
• 1:45 — I like to read the title as “Rid Dick”.
• 2:30 — Shouldn’t he be squinting?

• 3:00 — Those waters are poisoned by sulfur because they’re volcanic springs.

  • 3:45 — Note the yellowing on the rocks.
• 4:15 — Wouldn’t he have been trying those glasses on while searching for cover?
• 5:00 — Eww, one wiggled under his shirt and out an arm-hole.
• I wonder what his wounds would have felt like?
• 7:15 — Well that didn’t make any sense at all. I guess.. those things are trained to go after that symbol.
• 8:00 — Uh, he’s doing that to keep the thing on? For some reason? I guess it’s a brace.
• 11:00 — There are misadventures, then there are 2000s Linux testing nightmares.
• 11:30 — Narration.
• 12:00 — Talking about the past. Ugh.
• 12:15 — Flashback.
• 13:15 — He never swore his oath.
• 13:30 — That’s Karl Urban, who I knew at first viewing of Riddick from The Lord of the Rings – The Two Towers – (2002 movie).
• 17:30 — A smart bad guy.
• 18:00 — Fell in lov– oh, got civilized.
• 18:15 — “Gotta find that animal side of me again.” .. it took a while for me to understand “animal”.
• 19:45 — One thing in his way. One thing which he could climb over. Or hurl rocks at. If he’s got the time, all sorts of things become possible.
• 21:30 — Mithridatism, Poison
• 22:30 — Why was he leaping like that?
• 24:15 — .. then all the little ones come out after him.
• 26:00 — Awww… ewwww
• 26:15 — Daaw.
• 29:45 — Bounty hunter
• 33:00 — Bible
• 33:15 — That is a big fucking ship.
• 35:00 — I would have considered keeping the ship in orbit, but if they’re worried about 60kg being a problem then they don’t have the fuel to do that.
• 26:30 — Prison is preferable to the sure death from that planet.
• 41:00 — It’s the new iMerc.

• 43:15 — Shouldn’t they be using night vision? Infrared sensors would make this whole thing somewhat pointless.

  • 44:30 — But I guess that’s what the Cyclops is for.
• 45:00 — “Dingo dongo”
• 50:00 — Jinx
• 53:15 — What’s that, the big strong woman is a lesbian?
• 54:45 — Sniper rifle, Barium rounds (Tracer ammunition)
• 57:15 — Ugh, bright lights.
• 58:45 — Using up their titty quota.
• 1:05:30 — Well they have to open it at some point, to get their power nodes back.
• 1:06:45 — “.. just butch up”
• 1:07:30 — Called it.
• 1:09:30 — So. They re-lock it, right?
• 1:13:00 — Jailbreak (Privilege escalation) is an odd concept to use. Even if another version of “jailbreak” was intended, it seems wrong.
• 1:21:30 — Oh, oh.. the black man talks about chains and beatings. There’s a message in there.
• 1:24:45 — Painting her toenails (Pedicure)
• 1:25:45 — About this subject he just raised.. is the audience supposed to know anything about what he’s talking about?
• 1:26:30 — Tranq him, cut his head off, place head in box, roll credits.
• 1:27:00 — Is that the first nations guy with his mystical knowledge of nature and shit?
• 1:29:00 — I wouldn’t have stood there after the glass broke.
• 1:29:30 — Why isn’t there some sort of shutter for the skylight?
• 1:31:00 — Rape comedy.
• 1:32:15 — That was a boob-grab.
• 1:34:30 — Liability.
• 1:35:45 — But prayer works!
• 1:38:30 — Why push the guy off? You need him.
• 1:38:45 — Oh god, the stereo freaked me out.
• 1:40:00 — Why is he not mad about being pushed off? Was he not pushed off? Because it looks like he was pushed off.
• 1:41:00 — This is the retelling of some previous movie in this universe.
• 1:42:30 — I would have shot Riddick. He’s worth the bounty, plus he’s a liability.
• 1:45:10 — I have an odd hiccup. I think I have a bad spot. =(
• 1:46:45 — Nope, pulling it out is a bad idea.
• 1:48:45 — Why the glowy rocks? Was that from the grenade perhaps? That didn’t seem obvious.
• 1:49:15 — He still has a punctured lung.
• 1:50:30 — So what do those things eat? Do the rains come once every many years, and in between there are herds of things which repopulate? That would be a nice ebb and flow. Herds were never seen, though, although he his backup meat was a massive haunch from some huge ship.

• 1:54:30 — And kid, there’s totes a god.