A murderer somehow breaks free from a maximum security prison to break into a school to hug his godson.

It’s terrible writing just like the other movies, but it’s watchable.

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2023-11-23 ∞

1:15 — He’s not supposed to be using magic!
3:15 — Caning
23:45 — Making people really depressed is an excellent way to have them be shut-ins in a prison.
29:15 — Who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to kill a bird..
35:15 — Random apple.
55:00 — The asshole didn’t go after his classmate to save him.
1:00:45 — Seven secret passageways, each guarded by a Dementor, right? Right?
1:06:00 — How did Harry get out of that room?
1:23:45 — It’s okay that she punched him because she’s a girl.
1:37:30 — I’m having a really hard time understanding everyone’s alignment.
1:43:30 — Just let them take him. He’s innocent so he’ll be pulled back out of prison soon enough.
1:54:15 — Ferret. Which is a rather gross thing to be showing kids.
1:58:30 — So how could her voice be even remotely authentic-sounding? Even its original appearance sounded stupid.
2:01:45 — So how does he have that kind of power?
2:03:00 — And the Dementors catch them; roll credits.

2008-07-09 ∞

The special edition second disk has an interview with the Weasleys where they suggest sending the family to see Harry at the school. The immediate response was “that would be a bit like jumping the shark”..
Title 10 chapter 79 of the disk.. inside a game where you play the knight running around the castle, there is a moat scene where a picture of a shark’s fin is floating by the water, and you’re supposed to click on a sword icon to jump over the moat (and the shark).

1:32:20 — How did he serve 12 years, when Harry was 11 when he went to school for the first time? Harry wasn’t a -1 year old when his parents were killed.