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Some superheroes are assembled, wielding the power of deus ex machnica, and and defeat bad guys that make no sense.

A bad movie, only made passable by Gal Gadot being so ridiculously good looking I lack the words to word about her looks.

• Zack Snyder’s Justice League – (2021 movie) is gritty, long, and worse cut.

1. Batman v Superman – Dawn of Justice – (2016 movie)

2. Justice League – (2017 movie)

   • Alternately Zack Snyder’s Justice League – (2021 movie), but it’s worse.

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• 2017-11-17

2017-11-17 ∞

I fucked up the timing in a couple of places. Oh well.

• 2:00 — Superman died?
• 3:00 — Propagandistic social commentary.
• 4:45 — Ungnnnn
• 5:45 — Fuck off superwoman. This is not how that character fucking works.
• 10:15 — So what in the fuck is his super secret identity being bandied about for?
• 12:00 — Penguin (character)
• 19:30 — Wouldn’t they all have first strike at-range advantage?
• 22:00 — Oh no, that character we don’t know.
• 38:45 — Captain Ahab
• 42:00 — None of this makes any sense..
• 45:15 — Wait, isn’t that J. Jonah Jameson? Is he supposed to be James Gordon (comics)? What’s going on? I don’t understand any of these characters..
• 47:30 — So we’ve established that The Flash can be surprised..
• 51:30 — And where the fuck did that come from?
• 54:30 — Where’s her super speed now? She was faster than bullets earlier..
• 57:00 — Steppenwolf (band)?
• 58:15 — I thought he was injured.
• 1:00:30 — Risk? An evil-superman would be a bad idea. Just as Cyborg about how he feels, and amplify it a bunch.
• 1:01:45 — Oh, Steppenwolf is the bad guy.
• 1:02:00 — Pet Sematary – (1983 book), by Stephen King
• 1:09:00 — He should be wearing a suit, because that would be funny.
• 1:11:00 — Now she has an additional super power.
• 1:17:00 — The Little Merman is a play on The Little Mermaid – (1989 movie)
• 1:22:30 — When did he get a shirt?
• 1:24:15 — No, no it won’t fly that fast for him.
• 1:26:45 — Why did it fly fast for him?
• 1:28:45 — .. and apparently they’re faster than The Bat Mobile.
• 1:36:45 — No. Superman can’t fucking outrun him. Fuck right of deus ex machina.

• 1:37:15 — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

  • See also /tag/Fyodor-Dostoyevsky

• 1:40:45 — So The Flash didn’t get hurt, and neither did Batman. This makes no sense. I also don’t understand the mechanics behind Cyborg being invincible..