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https://www.lionsgate.com/movies/hellboy [ 1 ]
A Nazi demon-turned monster hunter is one of a pair of the supernatural who might bring about the end of the mankind.
Oh my god this is a departure from any sort of quality from what inspired it. It’s so awkward I couldn’t finish it.
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A semi-remake of Hellboy – (2004 movie)
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- Narration..
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0:30 —
- 517 AD
- The Dark Ages
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1:00 —
- 2:45 — That narrator’s voice is fucking dumb.
- 3:00 — Tijuana – Mexico – Present day
- 4:00 — Mexican wrestling
- 5:30 — Hellboy looks like absolute shit.
- 8:00 — It has wings.. can it not fly a bit?
- 10:15 — Colorado – United States
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11:00 —
- Oh my god, is this just .. lazy in every respect?
- Why did his forehead wiggle when he was filing?
- 13:30 — So about the nest of vampires or whatever which turned his partner into a monster.. are they just being left alone?
- 17:30 — It’s Miller time is a slogan from Miller Brewing Company.
- 19:00 — World War II
- 19:15 — Why in the fuck are they reusing fucking everything? Why does this movie exist?
- 21:45 — .. and why did they let him live?
- 22:45 — Saint Sebastian
- 29:45 — So why is he so tough, when earlier he was getting his ass kicked by a wrestler?
- 35:30 — Uber
- 36:00 — Yes, he heals rather quickly.
- 37:00 — Jabberwocky
- 38:45 — Google Translate
- 42:15 — So what’s all this about a cage?
- 44:00 — Lego
- 48:45 — What the hell is this make believe bond between them?
- 50:00 — 1992
- 52:00 — Through the Looking-Glass – (1871 book), by Lewis Carroll
- 54:45 — That clang is unfortunate.
- 58:45 — Winston Churchill
- 1:03:00 — Baba Yaga
- 1:05:00 — Joseph Stalin
- 1:07:00 — The Beatles
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1:10:00 — .. I’m just going to stop right here.
Footnotes
- was http://hellboy.movie/ [ ↩ ]
