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Children threaten all of existence, and only a gunslinger can stop them.

It would be good, except it took forever to actually get anywhere.

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• 2022-06-11

2022-06-11 ∞

• 1:00 -- Reading.

  A tower stands at the center of the universe
  protecting us from darkness

  It is said the mind of a child can bring it down

• 4:30 -- ESPN
• 13:15 -- Random narration.
• 20:15 -- Modem sound.
• 33:00 -- Amusement park
• 37:30 -- How could he get sleep when there are spiders? He's not Australian.
• 45:00 -- Stalking
• 56:15 -- Excalibur

• 1:03:15 --

  • Hepatitis A
  • Hepatitis B
  • Hepatitis C
  • Chronic radiation syndrome
• 1:04:30 -- This scene is brought to you by Coca-Cola.
• 1:11:00 -- The kid reminds me of the main character of The Neverending Story - (1984 movie).
• 1:12:00 -- A pro-gun movie.
• 1:15:15 -- Now I realise this movie has only just started and it's taken an hour and fifteen minutes.
• 1:18:45 -- There is no sense of danger here.
• 1:24:45 -- Good thing the portal stayed open when he left the chair.
• 1:24:45 -- Good thing there was nobody else in that control room.

• 1:25:15 -- Good thing heavily damaging the tower didn't do much.

Footnotes

1. was http://www.thedarktower-movie.com/ - [↩]