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A clusterfuck of a movie.. stuff happens and there is lot of cgi.

• Properly titled Transformers: The Last Knight

• Spinoff: Bumblebee (film)

1. Transformers – (2007 movie)
2. Transformers꞉ Revenge of the Fallen – (2009 movie)
3. Transformers꞉ Dark of the Moon – (2011 movie)
4. Transformers꞉ Age of Extinction – (2014 movie)

5. Transformers꞉ The Last Knight – (2017 movie)

   • Spinoff: Bumblebee (film)

• 2022-10-22

2022-10-22 ∞

• 0:45 —

  • England
  • Dark Ages (historiography)
• 5:00 — Why doesn’t he just say that without his protection and life that place will be discovered.
• 7:15 — Narration.

• 7:30 —

  • Cuba
  • Fidel Castro was a fucking monster.
    — Given he was dead at the release of this movie, his mention makes this definitely an alternate present.
• 9:00 — There’s no way there wouldn’t at least be patrols.
• 12:30 — Why wouldn’t they fire?
• 13:00 — She’d easily have places to go, what even is all this bullshit?
• 18:15 — So do we now assume all Transformers can reassemble like that?
• 23:45 — Castle Folgan is fictional.
• 37:15 — Namibia
• 38:00 — Aah yes, we have to mention the Chinese.
• 40:00 — Transformers have dads?
• 46:00 — Voice changing existed back then..
• 48:15 — Why would there be any drama about taking the girl and her robot? Firstly the robot is a Transformer, secondly the girl fits in a car.
• 54:30 — Fucking shut up, comic relief hoodie.
• 56:00 — A beanbag round is brutal.
• 58:00 — Why would he jump on to them? How would he jump on to them?
• 59:00 — C-3PO is from Star Wars
• 1:04:30 — How the fuck could she knock the window out of a Transformer?
• 1:05:30 — There’s no fucking way in fucking hell someone would drive right past a pretty girl in a trunk waving manically for help.

• 1:06:45 — World War I

  • Various references..
  • Dementia
• 1:11:00 — What a fucking shitty movie.
• 1:12:00 — Various famous names and pictures of people.
• 1:14:30 — Arthur C. Clarke
• 1:26:30 — If only you would drive a regular speed in a normal car, then you wouldn’t be seen at all.
• 1:29:15 — His voice was removed.
• 1:30:45 — Who the fuck cares about this character? Just get on with the fucking movie.
• 1:34:30 — It’s neither-nor, that English guy’s English is bad.
• 1:39:45 — Why would they lose radio contact? They could at least say it’s because that’s a ship.
• 1:43:15 — I wasn’t paying attention, where did that ship come from?
• 1:44:15 — It must be toasty warm in there for them to be wet yet comfortable.
• 1:46:30 — The staff was on the lid..
• 1:47:30 — Maybe just explain to the guardian of the staff that you’re the rightful owner?
• 1:49:15 — Why do those ancient guardians speak English?
• 1:50:00 — Why would Optimus just ask? I guess because Bumblebee was there and would be a problem?
• 1:52:15 — That water will be crazy cold.
• 1:58:00 — Optimus had no idea who Quintessa was, so .. why drop that name and expect others to understand what’s going on?
• 2:05:45 — Yeah, mention Hong Kong..
• 2:07:30 — Some random military guy just texted some random college woman.
• 2:14:00 — Sudden new Decpticon is sudden.

• 2:14:45 —

  • Tiger Woods
  • Golf references.
• 2:21:00 — I don’t know what the fuck is going on with these bits flying everywhere..

• 2:24:00 — Good thing that little bot somehow had a big gun all of a sudden. Not back when it was needed earlier, but just for that moment. What shitty writing.

So the French Autobot was just French to be racist?

Footnotes

1. was http://www.transformersmovie.com/ [ ↩ ]