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The last remaining Transformers on Earth are hunted down and taken apart for their technology.

It’s fast and loose, and has a lot of explosions and such; meh.

• Properly titled Transformers: Age of Extinction

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1. Transformers – (2007 movie)
2. Transformers꞉ Revenge of the Fallen – (2009 movie)
3. Transformers꞉ Dark of the Moon – (2011 movie)
4. Transformers꞉ Age of Extinction – (2014 movie)

5. Transformers꞉ The Last Knight – (2017 movie)

Fat Boob

• 2022-10-22

2022-10-22 ∞

• 3:45 — Texas – United States

• 6:00 —

  • An old football would be deflated.
  • Varsity team
• 7:15 — Then once they’re out of school they’ll be riding cock and ruining their bodies and minds.
• 10:15 — Moving that truck would have cost more than $150.
• 11:30 — Projector

• 12:00 —

  • Discman
  • 8-track tape
• 15:30 — Drone [ 1 ]
• 33:30 — He drove on the grass. Earlier that was undesirable. I also see similar tire tracks either from different takes or representing that driving and parking there was usual.
• 40:00 — The helicopter flew right over the car, then they started chasing without any inbetween. Presumably they were spotted and told to drive after them.
• 42:00 — Why did that car flip?
• 43:00 — How did Optimus get away? Why does he have such good functionality? How was he armed?
• 47:00 — Why did he transform?
• 48:30 — Red Bull

• 49:00 —

  • Section 22.011 of the Penal Code Section for Sexual Assault
  • Romeo and Juliet – (1597 play), by Shakespeare
• 50:15 — Where did he get that equipment from?
• 51:45 — If they knew where to go, wouldn’t they have a helicopter scouting the areas?
• 52:15 — Why the fuck would he brand himself as an Autobot?
• 57:00 — Chicago
• 58:45 — Extinction event
• 1:03:00 — “Nobody puts baby in a box” is from “Nobody puts Baby in a corner”, of Dirty Dancing – (1987 movie)
• 1:16:00 — Of course the Chinese are featured in this movie..

• 1:20:45 — That license plate is “Fat Boob”
• 1:22:30 — She’s not actually trying to break the glass. She could at least have tried to kick it.
• 1:31:00 — They could let that guy out as a great distraction.
• 1:34:15 — They’re shouting..
• 1:35:00 — Suddenly he can use a gun.
• 1:39:45 — Why would the anchors be so easy to break?
• 1:41:30 — PG-13 but this language is unnecessarily bad.
• 1:43:30 — Bud Light
• 1:45:00 — Communist China will save you.
• 1:47:45 — Their super repair abilities were established earlier, why does that little shit still have a missing leg?
• 1:48:15 — Beijing – Communist China
• 1:50:45 — They’re announcing their entry with all those sirens and lights.
• 1:51:45 — Would they assume that little ship is under the control of the bad guys?
• 1:54:15 — That guy has Optimus Prime’s voice.
• 1:56:15 — Already working to assume Hong Kong is Communist Chinese.
• 1:59:30 — Suddenly she’s a motorcycle master.
• 2:01:30 — Why isn’t that elevator moving?
• 2:01:45 — Suddenly she’s a martial arts master.
• 2:02:00 — Suddenly he’s a martial arts master.
• 2:02:45 — Did the Communist Chinese realise they’re showing off a complete shithole of a country?
• 2:04:45 — That’s a space ship. It got knocked down by two rockets?
• 2:06:45 — Four people and something luggable by one of them does not total 680 kg (1,500 lbs)
• 2:11:00 — Wait a second, that separate ship has their weaponry on it?
• 2:14:00 — Where are the other two?
• 2:19:00 — How do the Dinobots know who the friendlies are? I could understand them ignoring humans, but not another bot.
• 2:20:00 — Is there a Victoria’s Secret presence in China that’s actually called that? I know it operates there, but it’s still strange to see Latin text.
• 2:20:45 — Why the hell would Optimus leave the seed in the hands of humans?
• 2:22:00 — Why would there be a random English speaker on the ship?
• 2:33:30 — Optimus was still in fighting shape after getting his ass kicked?
• 2:33:45 — So Optimus can suddenly fly?
• 2:35:00 — Uh.. so the Dinobots are.. free? That’s going to be a problem.
• 2:35:45 — Why did that Chinese woman reappear?
• 2:36:00 — So Optimus has telekinesis now?

• 2:36:30 — So Optimus can fly now? When seriously wounded? Into outer space? At faster than light speed? Go fuck yourself, movie.

Maybe a few bystanders who got killed were women, but I wasn’t looking. One woman got beat up a little bit that one time.

Footnotes

1. I actually couldn’t find a reference to a generic page for the radio controlled drones. [ ↩ ]