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A bright nosed reindeer is encouraged and appreciated but still runs away because kids bully him, but has an adventure and returns to be appreciated again.

The animation and Whoopi Goldberg are just too shit to take this seriously. I’d say it tried to be wholesome, but it’s so awkward and old.

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1. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer – (1964 movie)

2. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer꞉ The Movie – (1998 movie)

   • Is kind of related, but skippable..

3. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys – (2001 movie)

• 2022-12-27

2022-12-27 ∞

• 1:15 — Sprite (folklore)
• 2:30 — Wow, is this really just a discount remake of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer – (1964 movie)?
• 4:00 — Holy shit there are some heavy hitting voices here..
• 7:45 — For locking horns, see Rut (mammalian reproduction) I guess..

• 12:30 —

  • Christmas elf
  • Toy

• 23:00 —

  • Edison’s Phonograph Doll
  • Marionette
  • Rocking horse
  • Music box
• 12:15 — Christmas

• 15:30 — Oh my god, did they let Whoopi Goldberg write her own lines?

  • While I’m at it, why is her character caucasian?

• 17:00 —

  • Justice
  • Thermal socks

• 18:15 —

  • Penguin
  • Chauffeur
• 18:45 — Yearling (horse)
• 21:45 — Is Santa perhaps going to put his foot down about the name calling?
• 22:45 — Did.. he just lick a candy cane on a tree? Eww.

• 25:00 —

  • Seat belt
  • Santa Claus’s reindeer
• 26:15 — Those green gloves are so damned distracting..

• 28:00 —

  • Why rename that reindeer?
  • Also, his bright nose.. basically seems like the equivalent of an erection.
  • Mistletoe
• 29:15 — So is Rudolph her spare? Like how women like having a rich simp backup?
• 30:30 — Friend zone

• 24:15 —

  • Shallow
  • Doefriend = Girlfriend [ 1 ]

• 38:00 —

  • I stopped paying attention, did he run away from home? (oh, 39:30 he did..)
  • Moose
  • Reindeer
• 40:30 — Does he.. have a harem?

• 41:45 —

  • Stop light
  • Christmas ornament
• 55:00 — Now it’s a flashlight?
• 1:04:00 — Maybe wish for your life..
• 1:06:30 — Pea soup

• 1:07:00 — Boon and Doggle

Footnotes

1. Warning: Ideology, of course. [ ↩ ]