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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1267299/
A movie about an audience watching the narration of a movie about a newly-engaged couple’s car breaking and them going to to get to a phone but instead doing a musical.
Oh god. Just no.
Inspired by The Rocky Horror Picture Show – (1975 movie)
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121164/
https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/tim-burtons-corpse-bride/
When a guy somehow marries a corpse, he learns his town has an alternate reality where its dead reside
It’s kinda pointless.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110357/
https://movies.disney.com/the-lion-king
I don’t know how to describe this without spoiling it.
It’s good because it’s pre-woke and can handle difficult topics.
Let’s face it, this was likely inspired by Kimba the White Lion
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5971474/
https://movies.disney.com/the-little-mermaid-2023
A lovestruck girl makes a wish to enter into the world of a prince.
I’m forced to mark this as disliked if only for the fact that many many avoidable movie-quality mistakes were made: From dimness to grimness, this movie was not youth-friendly in the least.
Instead, see The Little Mermaid – (1989 movie)
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097757/
https://movies.disney.com/the-little-mermaid
A lovestruck girl makes a wish to enter into the world of a prince.
Wholesome if you don’t think about it too much, which is easy to do.
Inspired by The Little Mermaid – (1837 fairy tale), by Hans Christian Andersen
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042332/
https://princess.disney.com/cinderella
A semi-slave girl dreams of true love, but must struggle to prove she is the one.
Adorable.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116707/
https://www.warnerbros.com/movies/joes-apartment
An innocent from Iowa, who moves to New York for a new life, discovers both love and horror.
A cringy and awesome romance.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073640/
was abc.go.com/shows/rudolphs-shiny-new-year
Baby New Year is missing and time will stop unless Rudolph can find him.
Too dumb for adults, but it’d be great for little kids.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137201/
A bright nosed reindeer is encouraged and appreciated but still runs away because kids bully him, but has an adventure and returns to be appreciated again.
The animation and Whoopi Goldberg are just too shit to take this seriously. I’d say it tried to be wholesome, but it’s so awkward and old.
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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058536/
A deformed and rejected reindeer runs away from home, but eventually returns to save Christmas by being useful.
Don’t think about it too much, it’s wholesome!
