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A lovestruck girl makes a wish to enter into the world of a prince.

I'm forced to mark this as disliked if only for the fact that many many avoidable movie-quality mistakes were made: From dimness to grimness, this movie was not youth-friendly in the least.

• Trailer
• Inspired by The Little Mermaid - (1837 fairy tale), by Hans Christian Andersen

• Instead, see The Little Mermaid - (1989 movie)

• 2023-06-03

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• Honest Trailers | The Little Mermaid (2023)

  • by Screen Junkies

• The Little Mermaid (2023) Pitch Meeting

  • by Pitch Meeting

• The Little Mermaid is a failed cash grab

  • by Reaper

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2023-06-03 ∞

times are estimated

• 3:00 --

  • This is already way too dark.
  • I'm betting above the sea is for boys, and below is for girls.

• 4:30 --

  • That turning effect made me nauseous
  • Everything is very grim.
• 6:30 -- Sebastian's eyes are like original eyes from the Sonic the Hedgehog - (2020 movie) trailer, and that voice does not match whatever the hell that is.
• So what is that coral moon thing?
• x:30 ~~ Flounder is not endearing and young.
• 19:30 -- Everything about this area is dim and obstructed.
• 21:15 -- They blotted out the whole background!

• 24:00 --

  • Why the fucking orphan-adopted story?
    -- 39:30 -- Oh, it was to justify a black mother-queen.
  • Didn't his parents have other children?
  • 21 is "of age"?
• 24:45 -- Why is this so dark?
• 25:15 -- Who's the captain? Surely not the prince..
• 27:15 -- Was that a corpse? Damn movie.
• 30:30 -- Her hair is truly disgusting. Real-Ariel was renown for her hair.

• 36:15 --

  • A cushion of thingies is so unsettling.
  • Why is she singing along? She doesn't want to stay under the sea!
• 38:00 -- So all along they had the option to be bright, but chose not to be.
• 43:00 -- How did he teleport?
• 1:27:30 -- Constellations
• 1:46:30 -- Everybody should be going "Jesus Christ magic!"

• 2:05:45 -- Wow, how diverse. Fucking end movie, just end.

Other things I didn't mention:

• Underwater talking bird.

• Shitty eyebrows on Ursula

Last updated 2024-07-29 at 17:44:02