spiralofhope

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Artificial intelligence is created, but they forgot to send a philosopher, so things go to shit somehow there are survivors.

It borrows from various other things, but doesn’t execute anything very well. It just comes off as being badly written. I should have guessed based on the production company’s amateur-night page.

• The title is a play on the singularity.

• See also Terminator Genisys – (2015 movie).

• 1:00 — Reading.

• 2:45 — I know her from somewhere..
• 3:30 — I also recognize that actor.
• 4:30 — Send a philosopher.
• 10:30 — What just happened to him? Like radiation or something?

• 11:30 — 97 years later

  • So the whole kid and his mom thing was just filler?
• 13:00 — .. and what happened to him?
• 13:15 — Fucking narration, and what the hell is going on?
• 14:45 — I hate when machines don’t have infrared vision.

• 15:30 — This fake human is a re-use of Terminator Genisys – (2015 movie).

  • Though this movie fails to bother even trying to capitalize on this as a plot twist.

• 17:45 — What the fuck is going on, and why are there humans still around?

  • I would expect to see “native” humans being left alive. There are quite a few non-impacting humans who ought to not have been seen as a plague.
• 18:30 — Why would humans separate? This doesn’t make sense.
• 20:45 — How could there be wandering survivors? Again, this makes no sense.
• 21:00 — She left her stuff behind.
• 21:15 — All corners of the universe? Humans are in space also? Also, fucking narration.
• 23:00 — The old “up north” thing is a really tired plot thing.
• 30:00 — Was that super-hover technology?
• 41:30 — Why would its batteries work?
• 42:00 — How can there be strongholds?
• 48:15 — None of this makes sense. People are rather cooperative, even if tribalistic, under such circumstances.
• 50:15 — Like she would have the strength.
• 51:00 — He’s not bleeding. So only his hoodie was cut, somehow.
• 52:00 — If he passed out like that, she would have checked his wound.
• 54:30 — Oh fuck this is so bad.

• 1:01:00 — So when he breaks out, see also..

  • .. some other movie I can’t think of at the moment, where he’s being tortured in an invented space and breaks out because reasons.
• 1:06:00 — How far away did they walk? Geeze this is silly.
• 1:09:30 — He’s all machine and stuff, can’t he have the map memorized or some shit?
• 1:11:30 — Oh god, so they have a light-polluting city. That would be so easy to find, even if we assume there are no satellites.
• 1:12:30 — She steps on a land mine. Roll credits.
• 1:15:00 — So did people leave Aurora to go tell people about it?
• 1:16:45 — So if he can all magically heal, then why does he look like that?
• 1:17:15 — See also The Matrix – (1999 movie)
• 1:18:15 — Why would there be such technology underneath a monastery?
• 1:20:00 — Now this is a ripoff of another movie.
• 1:22:15 — Sigh, what the fuck.
• 1:22:30 — There’s something for him on Aurora – there’s him.
• 1:23:30 — Oh great, his hesitation killed them.
• 1:24:00 — So I guess the certainty was only an estimation.
• 1:25:15 — So he has faster-than-light communications?

• 1:27:00 — Oh god, this is so bad. So how long did it take for them to build those ships? To invent that technology first? What the fuckity fuck fuck?