Avoid, especially if you like the Harry Potter series!
A British wizard travels to New York City, but his case full of endangered magical creatures causes trouble in a city that already has its own creature problem.
Weak characters, a shit plot with lots of filler and generally unlikeable. Especially bad in light of the earlier movies set in this universe. God that main character is fucking terrible to watch.
I will forever misremember this title as Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them. No fantastic breasts were found in this movie.
- 1:30 -- Am I supposed to be following any of that?
- 3:30 -- New York City
- 9:00 -- So is that a Platypus?
- 21:45 -- Second Salemers is a reference to Salem in the Salem witch trials.
- 29:00 -- Magic being openly used.. I guess they don't have an alternate dimension.
- 38:30 -- So far this is not an impressive movie.
- 40:45 -- Well if they're down to two, technically they're going to go extinct because of a lack of genetic diversity.
- 43:30 -- Why ever would this have an audience to appeal to? It's trying to be magical and shit but it doesn't have kids playing any role. I guess it's trying to appeal to the kids from the other movies who have now grown up..
- 44:30 -- So is this entire bunch of non-plot bullshit just filler? Because this is some really shitty writing.
- 51:45 -- Why wouldn't he obliviate them?
- 53:45 -- Oh hell this is shit.
- 58:45 -- He's talking about prohibition, see Prohibition in the United States.
- 1:03:45 -- What's this, has this movie gotten around to a plot?
- 1:05:30 -- So cult-like.
- 1:31:15 -- Isn't that shadow-in-bubble thing still out?
- 1:31:45 -- Isn't she still reading his mind? Shouldn't she be fucking off?
- 1:39:45 -- Contain.. that? Do they now have a magical mass-amnesia spell?
- 1:41:45 -- Weren't they already barring the area?
- 1:54:00 -- .. so about those dead people.
- 1:55:30 -- How come he wasn't effected? Also, I always thought he'd stay in the case and take care of all the animals.
2:01:00 -- What the fuck is going on here? End this already..