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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3183660/
https://www.fantasticbeasts.com/

A British wizard travels to New York City, but his case full of endangered magical creatures causes trouble in a city that already has its own creature problem.

Weak characters, a shit plot with lots of filler and generally unlikeable. Especially bad in light of the earlier movies set in this universe. God that main character is fucking terrible to watch.

I will forever misremember this title as Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them. No fantastic breasts were found in this movie.

Avoid, especially if you like the Harry Potter series!

• Based on Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them – (2001 book), by “Newt Scamander” (J. K. Rowling)

• Everything Wrong With Fantastic Beasts & Where To Find Them

  • by CinemaSins

• Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them Pitch Meeting

  • by Screen Rant

• Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Fantastic Beasts Copyright Edition

  • by Th3Birdman

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• 2016-11-27

2016-11-27 ∞

• 1:30 — Am I supposed to be following any of that?
• 3:30 — New York City
• 9:00 — So is that a Platypus?
• 21:45 — Second Salemers is a reference to Salem in the Salem witch trials.
• 29:00 — Magic being openly used.. I guess they don’t have an alternate dimension.
• 38:30 — So far this is not an impressive movie.
• 40:45 — Well if they’re down to two, technically they’re going to go extinct because of a lack of genetic diversity.
• 43:30 — Why ever would this have an audience to appeal to? It’s trying to be magical and shit but it doesn’t have kids playing any role. I guess it’s trying to appeal to the kids from the other movies who have now grown up..
• 44:30 — So is this entire bunch of non-plot bullshit just filler? Because this is some really shitty writing.
• 51:45 — Why wouldn’t he obliviate them?
• 53:45 — Oh hell this is shit.
• 58:45 — He’s talking about prohibition, see Prohibition in the United States.
• 1:03:45 — What’s this, has this movie gotten around to a plot?
• 1:05:30 — So cult-like.
• 1:31:15 — Isn’t that shadow-in-bubble thing still out?
• 1:31:45 — Isn’t she still reading his mind? Shouldn’t she be fucking off?
• 1:39:45 — Contain.. that? Do they now have a magical mass-amnesia spell?
• 1:41:45 — Weren’t they already barring the area?
• 1:54:00 — .. so about those dead people.
• 1:55:30 — How come he wasn’t effected? Also, I always thought he’d stay in the case and take care of all the animals.

• 2:01:00 — What the fuck is going on here? End this already..