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Deadpool learns that his murder-spree has a consequence, and when his coin and a teddy bear struggle, a time machine lights fists on fire or something. Also X-Force.

Fucking awful.

1. Deadpool - (2016 movie)

2. Deadpool 2 - (2018 movie)

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• Everything Wrong With Deadpool 2 In 19 Minutes Or Less

• 0:30 -- Batman.
• 0:45 -- See Logan - (2017 movie)
• 2:30 -- FUCK YOUR TIME TRAVELING NARRATING BULLSHIT. Now the movie has no stakes.

• 5:00 --

  • Bambi - (1942 movie)
  • The Lion King - (1994 movie)
  • Saw 7 = Saw 3D - (2010 movie)
• 6:00 -- That's the voice of Tony Robbins, a motivational speaker.

• 6:30 --

  • Mission Accomplished speech
  • George W. Bush

• 6:30 --

  • The Passion of the Christ - (2004 movie)
  • He's referencing the domestic box office sales of Deadpool - (2016 movie)
• 7:30 -- Interview with the Vampire - (1994 movie)
• 8:15 -- ".. his mother's name is Martha too" is from Batman v Superman - Dawn of Justice - (2016 movie)

• 9:15 --

  • IUD = Intrauterine device
  • I can't remember what the bomb reference is, even though I partially recognize it.
• 9:30 -- Oh my, is that a "there are only two biological genders" comment? That's racist.
• 9:45 -- That's Barbra Streisand, and I've never seen that movie and don't care to look it up.

• 11:00 --

  • Star Wars - (1977 movie)
  • Star Wars - Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back - (1980 movie)
• 14:45 -- The fuck is with movies that have movies before the movie starts?
• 16:00 -- John Wick - (2014 movie)

• 16:30 --

  • Do You Want to Build a Snowman? - (2013 song)
  • Frozen (2013 film)
  • Papa, Can You Hear Me? - (1983 song), by Barbra Streisand
  • Yentl - (1983 movie)

• 17:00 --

  • "Never gonna dance again" is a reference to some song on Careless Whisper - (1984 music album) by George Michael
  • .. who I am only now learning has died.
  • David Bowie
• 17:45 -- Kübler-Ross model

• 19:30 -- Matthew McConaughey

  • I can't recall what movie of his is being linked to the "live on" line.
• 20:15 -- It took this long to start the movie.

• 22:30 --

  • Firstly, I didn't catch that they were a pair.
  • Secondly, fucking diversity quota.
  • Thirdly, fucking bigotry quota.
  • Pinkie Pie, from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic - (2010 show)
• 23:00 -- I don't know what the "not ready to be touched again" is a reference to.
• 23:00 -- Oh, he's in Professor X's chair.
• 23:30 -- Well I recognize one of those actors, but the rest seem to be bad stand-ins.
• 27:00 -- Patrick Stewart, who played Professor X, who used Cerebro (that helmet)
• 28:15 -- Beyoncé
• 29:00 -- Justin Bieber
• 29:30 -- RoboCop - (1987 movie)
• 32:45 -- That speech is a butchery from Deadpool - (2016 movie)

• 36:30 --

  • Firstly, fucking bigotry quota.
  • Secondly, fucking fat shaming in comic books. Or something.
• 37:30 -- Hawkeye (comics)
• 41:30 -- How does Deadpool have that coin?

• 46:30 --

  • Dubstep
  • Sharknado

• 48:45 --

  • Cool Runnings - (1993 movie)
  • John Candy
  • The Human Centipede (First Sequence) - (2009 movie)
• 51:30 -- LinkedIn

• 53:45 --

  • Tupac Shakur
  • Ice Cube
• 54:00 -- Dave Matthews
• 56:00 -- Catfishing
• 57:30 -- Felicity - (1998 show)
• 58:45 -- Fuck your bigotry quota. God damned people who don't think women are human.
• 59:00 -- X-Force
• 60:00 -- McRib
• 1:05:30 -- "Hands off that kid, John Conner" is a reference to The Terminator - (1984 movie) (or another in the series).
• 1:10:15 -- So her power is to be a Mary Sue? (warning: ideology)
• 1:12:15 -- Why does Juggernaut have his super-helmet on?
• 1:16:00 -- Tinder (app), Grindr

• 1:22:15 --

  • I never saw the movie that this is referencing.
  • Glory hole (sexual slang)

• 1:26:45 --

  • "The sun's gettin' real low" is a reference to the other Marvel movies, and The Hulk.
  • Wilhelm scream
• 1:30:30 -- Okay, did he lose a tooth? How?
• 1:38:00 -- "The academy is watching" is a reference to some award thing or other, for movies or actors or whatever. It's for them, not for actual movie-viewers.
• 1:38:45 -- Adventure Time - (2010 show)
• 1:39:00 -- Sabrina the Teenage Witch
• 1:39:15 -- Why and how in the fuck were they friends? It was just fabricated with no back-story.
• 1:40:45 -- Fuck this is drawn out. Just die. I want this character to die. I want this movie to end.
• 1:45:15 -- Wilhelm scream

• 1:48:15 --

  • Brown panther is a reference to Black Panther - (2018 movie)
  • "We should leave before fuckitmowve(?) wakes up."
• 1:53:00 -- Green Lantern - (2011 movie)