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Deadpool learns that his murder-spree has a consequence, and when his coin and a teddy bear struggle, a time machine lights fists on fire or something. Also X-Force.

Fucking awful.

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1. Deadpool – (2016 movie)

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• 2018-06-26

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• 0:30 — Batman.
• 0:45 — See Logan – (2017 movie)
• 2:30 — FUCK YOUR TIME TRAVELING NARRATING BULLSHIT. Now the movie has no stakes.

• 5:00 —

  • Bambi – (1942 movie)
  • The Lion King – (1994 movie)
  • Saw 7 = Saw 3D – (2010 movie)
• 6:00 — That’s the voice of Tony Robbins, a motivational speaker.

• 6:30 —

  • Mission Accomplished speech
  • George W. Bush

• 6:30 —

  • The Passion of the Christ – (2004 movie)
  • He’s referencing the domestic box office sales of Deadpool – (2016 movie)
• 7:30 — Interview with the Vampire – (1994 movie)
• 8:15 — “.. his mother’s name is Martha too” is from Batman v Superman – Dawn of Justice – (2016 movie)

• 9:15 —

  • IUD = Intrauterine device
  • I can’t remember what the bomb reference is, even though I partially recognize it.
• 9:30 — Oh my, is that a “there are only two biological genders” comment? That’s racist.
• 9:45 — That’s Barbra Streisand, and I’ve never seen that movie and don’t care to look it up.

• 11:00 —

  • Star Wars – (1977 movie)
  • Star Wars – Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back – (1980 movie)
• 14:45 — The fuck is with movies that have movies before the movie starts?
• 16:00 — John Wick – (2014 movie)

• 16:30 —

  • Do You Want to Build a Snowman? – (2013 song)
  • Frozen (2013 film)
  • Papa, Can You Hear Me? – (1983 song), by Barbra Streisand
  • Yentl – (1983 movie)

• 17:00 —

  • “Never gonna dance again” is a reference to some song on Careless Whisper – (1984 music album) by George Michael
  • .. who I am only now learning has died.
  • David Bowie
• 17:45 — Kübler-Ross model

• 19:30 — Matthew McConaughey

  • I can’t recall what movie of his is being linked to the “live on” line.
• 20:15 — It took this long to start the movie.

• 22:30 —

  • Firstly, I didn’t catch that they were a pair.
  • Secondly, fucking diversity quota.
  • Thirdly, fucking bigotry quota.
  • Pinkie Pie, from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic – (2010 show)
• 23:00 — I don’t know what the “not ready to be touched again” is a reference to.
• 23:00 — Oh, he’s in Professor X’s chair.
• 23:30 — Well I recognize one of those actors, but the rest seem to be bad stand-ins.
• 27:00 — Patrick Stewart, who played Professor X, who used Cerebro (that helmet)
• 28:15 — Beyoncé
• 29:00 — Justin Bieber
• 29:30 — RoboCop – (1987 movie)
• 32:45 — That speech is a butchery from Deadpool – (2016 movie)

• 36:30 —

  • Firstly, fucking bigotry quota.
  • Secondly, fucking fat shaming in comic books. Or something.
• 37:30 — Hawkeye (comics)
• 41:30 — How does Deadpool have that coin?

• 46:30 —

  • Dubstep
  • Sharknado

• 48:45 —

  • Cool Runnings – (1993 movie)
  • John Candy
  • The Human Centipede (First Sequence) – (2009 movie)
• 51:30 — LinkedIn

• 53:45 —

  • Tupac Shakur
  • Ice Cube
• 54:00 — Dave Matthews
• 56:00 — Catfishing
• 57:30 — Felicity – (1998 show)
• 58:45 — Fuck your bigotry quota. God damned people who don’t think women are human.
• 59:00 — X-Force
• 60:00 — McRib
• 1:05:30 — “Hands off that kid, John Conner” is a reference to The Terminator – (1984 movie) (or another in the series).
• 1:10:15 — So her power is to be a Mary Sue? (warning: ideology)
• 1:12:15 — Why does Juggernaut have his super-helmet on?
• 1:16:00 — Tinder (app), Grindr

• 1:22:15 —

  • I never saw the movie that this is referencing.
  • Glory hole (sexual slang)

• 1:26:45 —

  • “The sun’s gettin’ real low” is a reference to the other Marvel movies, and The Hulk.
  • Wilhelm scream
• 1:30:30 — Okay, did he lose a tooth? How?
• 1:38:00 — “The academy is watching” is a reference to some award thing or other, for movies or actors or whatever. It’s for them, not for actual movie-viewers.
• 1:38:45 — Adventure Time – (2010 show)
• 1:39:00 — Sabrina the Teenage Witch
• 1:39:15 — Why and how in the fuck were they friends? It was just fabricated with no back-story.
• 1:40:45 — Fuck this is drawn out. Just die. I want this character to die. I want this movie to end.
• 1:45:15 — Wilhelm scream

• 1:48:15 —

  • Brown panther is a reference to Black Panther – (2018 movie)
  • “We should leave before fuckitmowve(?) wakes up.”

• 1:53:00 — Green Lantern – (2011 movie)

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