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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509/
https://www.sonypictures.com/movies/heavymetal
A girl kills her father, blows up her house to hide the evidence and flees the scene.
While this might have been good at the time, and particularly notable because of the nudity, it’s only vaguely entertaining like a sort of late-night TV-movie. It’s too low-brow compared to science f
iction movies, too adult compared to fantasy movies and too childish for grownups.
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Based on Heavy Metal (magazine)
The stories have actual names, but I didn’t care and made up my own.
0:00 – The taxi driver ∞
- 2:30 — Great visual. What model of car is that?
- 3:00 — Haha, windshield wiper on re-entry.
- 4:20 — A nice perspective shift on those stairs.
- 5:10 — The sum of all evils.
- 5:20 — How does that exist? What is it actually? Why does it care to tell its story?
- 7:15 — New York City
- 8:00 — The Headquarters of the United Nations building is a dump.
- 8:30 — Apparently disintegration technology is common.
- 9:35 — Hey look, free woman.
- 10:20 — An Immigration joke.
- 10:55 — Technically he’s not stuck with her. He could dump her somewhere.
- 11:35 — “Venusians” – Venus
- 12:00 — They could have seen his license plates.
- 12:25 — Man saved me, I must sleep with him.
- 15:15 — Statue of Liberty
- 15:40 — I got the feeling earlier, and now I have it again that I’m reminded of The Fifth Element
- 16:45 — You can be subject to all of my wiles, just be my bodyguard.
- 17:30 — He didn’t check the merchandise before giving over the money.
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18:00 — Was that background music supposed to remind me of a spaghetti western?
~19:20 – The nerd from Earth ∞
- 19:40 — John Candy?
- 21:25 — The Ten Commandments (1956 film)
- 22:00 — You can’t rescue her. That’s against the Prime Directive and stuff.
- 22:40 — Yep, her body was working pretty good.
- 23:30 — Why yes, two parts of your body please my senses.
- 23:45 — “Cum” .. yes you assholes, I’m working on that. Hopefully she’ll cum too.
- 26:50 — Handy sewers.
- 29:00 — Oh, 18-year-old thinking.
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29:45 — Uh, did she just say she wants him to sleep with everyone on the planet?
33:40 – Captain Lincoln Stern ∞
- 34:30 — Captain
Zapp BranniganLincoln Stern - 35:10 — Shoulder-flick
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37:00 —
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37:50 — Hanging, Death by burning, Dismemberment, Premature burial
- Except being cut into pieces tends to prevent living-burial.
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39:00 — Great music.
41:00 — World War 2 ∞
- 42:25 — Pacific Pearl?
- 45:00 — Zombies
- 45:50 — Autopilot
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46:10 — Can small arms fire get through that door? Perhaps so, since it’s made to be very light.
47:45 – Mutants and aliens ∞
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- 47:55 — Pentagon
- 49:25 — Nice, uh, pendant.
- 49:35 — deadmau5
- 51:00 — Clothes? Priorities.
- 53:00 — Cocaine
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54:30 — Always tend to feel guilty.
- “Success! Opportunity will be temporarily free of Jack statues, FOREVER!” — CL4P-TP, Borderlands 2 – (2012 game)
- 55:10 — Marriage is built on trust.
- 55:25 — Wanna marry me? Cut off part of your dick. Because reasons.
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55:30 — The titular song
57:00 – The last warrior ∞
- 57:10 — So, uh, why doesn’t he kill her?
- 58:30 — That hat makes them look like garden gnomes.
- 59:40 — He had the medallion in his hand and he emerged wearing it.
- 1:03:30 — Nice transition.
- 1:04:00 — The last warrior technically didn’t save them, since they were all killed.
- 1:07:20 — Her hair makes her look so old.
- 1:07:25 — Dressing porn.
- 1:08:30 — She really doesn’t look like she’s done dressing.
- 1:08:40 — Yep, avenging is good. Except they’re dead.
- 1:11:45 — Oh that long tradition of murdering then partying.
- 1:16:15 — Have her washed then br– why not just kill the member of the race said to kill your own?
- 1:18:00 — Why didn’t they kill the bird when it was netted with her?
- 1:21:20 — .. and the mob comes down and kills her. Roll credits.
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1:21:45 — Arrow to the neck, falling from flight? Fly some more, you badass bird.
1:22:50 – The end ∞
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1:22:50 — So was the storytelling about things which were actually happening in real-time, in parallel?
