Not related to The Break Up Artist – (2009 movie)

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https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338812/

Following the drama of several relationships, especially a serial-dater.

Understated but riveting; recommended. I wonder if there’s a decent quality copy out there.

• Trailer

• Inappropriately-rated, this doesn’t have much of anything close to R-rated, and what came close could have been adjusted slightly without changing anything. It’s odd they didn’t lean into that R-rating.

• DVDs are noted as 2006, but IMDB says 2004. The credits say 2005. Odd.

• Ron Mongeluzzo is spectacular, but doesn’t appear to have done anything else!

  • His Instagram appears to be @romong60

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• 2024-07-10 – DVD

• 2023-06-17

2024-07-10 – DVD ∞

I hunted down a DVD version. It’s still fullscreen.

Now available on video cassette and DVD

• Noel – (2004 movie)

  • My source is damaged and doesn’t properly play the beginning of this preview.

Coming soon on video cassette and DVD

• After the Rain – (1999 movie)

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• On VLC, crop to 16:9 by pressing c twice.
• Only the first closed captions seems to work.
• Closed captions on VLC appears to be stuck with their style and not my preferred subtitles style.
• 0:45 — Nasal hair
• 1:30 — New York City – United States

• 2:00 —

  • Babies
  • Threesome
  • Fireman
  • Exotic dancer
  • Pony
  • French
  • Greeting card
  • Rhythm
  • Drunk
  • Kiss
  • Blow dryer
  • Telemarketer
  • Cats
  • Singing / Tone deaf
  • Biting

• 3:00 —

  • George Clooney
  • TV shows

• 3:15 —

  • “Ex files” is a bit of a play on The X-Files – (1993 show)
  • Plagiarism
  • Term paper
  • Shoot
  • Mass

• 4:30 —

  • Pastor
  • The Olympics
• 5:00 — Usher

• 6:30 —

  • Ad agency
  • Prime rib
• 8:00 — The Italian Stallion, in that generation it would have been associated with Rocky Balboa. I think maybe the “born to run, forever!” is related.
• 9:00 — Love
• 10:15 — Dry cleaning
• 11:00 — Even the subtitles were confused about what she said.. “nothing screwed” (?) I’m guessing it was something along the lines of “you’re so screwed” (as in screwey).
• 11:15 — Penis, Erection, Horse
• 11:30 — J.C.
• 11:45 — Confessional

• 12:30 —

  • Nets
  • Knicks
• Good god this is a dense movie. I’m taking so many notes.

• 13:15 —

  • Profanity
  • Sin
• 13:15 — Superintendent

• 14:15 —

  • fast-talker
  • Fireplace
  • Potpourri
  • Loveseat
  • Newlywed
  • Molding (decorative)
  • Mirror
  • Ceiling
  • Litter box
  • Hardwood, Wood flooring, Flooring
  • Chapter 11, Title 11, United States Code
  • Culture of Italy
  • Gas stove
  • Kitchen hood
  • Wall Street

• 19:30 —

  • Dog
  • Squirrel
• 20:30 — Marriage is a grift that enslaves men.
• 23:00 — Answering machine, which uses a cassette tape.

• 24:30 —

  • Laundry
  • Jeans
• 25:30 — That’s Sarita Choudhury, who I recognize from here and there. It’s curious that I find her so memorable.

• 25:45 —

  • New Jersey – United States
  • Lawyer

• 29:00 —

  • Photography
  • Virgo (astrology)

• 36:15 ~~ It’s been bothering me for forever. He looks like Aaron Eckhart, but it’s Ron Mongeluzzo.

  • I think he’s Instagram > @romong60
• 46:00 — I don’t know what place “northwest” is.
• 50:00 — You know what, I fucking love this movie.
• 51:45 — That’s Columbus Bakery, I believe at 474 Columbus Ave.
• 52:45 — United States Army

• 53:00 —

  • Hockey
  • Centre
• 55:00 — Association football

• 55:15 —

  • Mouthwash
  • Substitution
• 1:00:45 — She’s not going to work tomorrow, she’s taking time off.
• 1:03:45 — Couscous
• 1:09:15 — Dumpster
• 1:15:30 — Moped

• 1:20:45 —

  • Hot dog
  • Mustard
  • Yanks

2023-06-17 ∞

• 5:00 — Wedding
• 7:15 — Regis Philbin
• 8:15 — That’s supposed to be Miss America.. with ugly short hair like that?
• 9:00 — I have no idea who that guy is, and without subtitles I can’t look him up to see if he’s a real person or a fictional character.
• 11:30 — Penis envy
• 13:15 — Mass (liturgy)

• 13:15 —

  • Tom Cruise
  • /tag/tom-cruise
• 14:30 — Gas stove
• 18:15 — Italian language, and that guy’s glasses don’t fit.
• 21:15 — Tony Soprano
• 21:45 — Discovery Channel
• 28:00 — Photography
• 31:00 — His antiperspirant vanished between shots.
• 35:15 — So where’s the breakup artist?
• 45:45 — Nesquik
• 45:45 — The post office
• 49:45 — Bro she’s drunk. Drunker than you.
• 51:00 — So this is R-rated?

• 1:15:30 — Evel Knievel

Has a few mid-credits bloopers.