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No Man’s Sky – (2016 game)

2016-05-12

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DO NOT BUY. DO NOT TRY.

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(on Wikipedia)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/275850/
https://www.nomanssky.com/

Explore, survive, gather and trade while making your way to the galactic core.

Every single described goal of this game has failed. It is a bad flight-simulator, with bad crafting, bad technology, and bad survival mechanics. It is set on procedurally generated planets so vast that nothing matters, in a procedurally-generated universe so vast that nothing matters. What’s worse is that it is so godawfully crowded with hand-holding that it becomes both easy and repetitive. Being ugly and with abysmal performance, it’s not even an exploration time-waster.

Perhaps in some years they will change/fix many of its issues, but I believe it has a fundamental casualness to it that anchors its core gameplay problems. This is not a game made for gamers.

2017-05-07 update: I tried it again, and it just isn’t worth it. If its graphics were the same as before (they’re busted now) then maybe. I have another video card but I’m not going to swap things around or fiddle with installing an old version of my card’s drivers. I just don’t want to bother any more.

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Spiral Knights

2016-02-05

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(on Wikipedia)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/99900/
https://www.spiralknights.com/

A top-down action fighting semi-roleplaying game.

I played quite a bit of it until early 2015. Spiral Knights is an exceptional game, but unfortunately as of the last time I played it, it lacks balance and so it lacks variety.

This is an exception to Java sucks, therefore everything made with Java sucks.

https://wiki.spiralknights.com/Main_Page

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Killing Floor – (2009 game)

2016-02-05

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https://www.tripwireinteractive.com/#/killing-floor/#top ^[ 1 ] was https://web.archive.org/web/20100201173654/http://www.killingfloorthegame.com/

A zombie-survival first person shooter that I played the hell out of until late-2015. It still had a very active player base.

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^ 1	was https://web.archive.org/web/20100201173654/http://www.killingfloorthegame.com/

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Robocraft

2015-11-28

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/301520/Robocraft/
was robocraftgame.com (might actually still be up for a while longer, but it’s had spotty hosting issues)

Build and fight with robot vehicles.

I played a bit of it, and it was interesting but didn’t really do it for me.

They won’t stop spamming me. Their mailing list unsubscription doesn’t work for me.

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Gratuitous Space Battles 2

2015-11-26

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/344840/
http://www.gratuitousspacebattles2.com/

A tower defence game with space ships.

I didn’t play a whole lot of this, because the novelty wore off with the first one. However, it looks like this is more of the same: Highly customizable and extremely fun, but with poor replayability. Worth a bit of coin if you’re a fan of tower defence games.

I was able to utterly blow away the first two practice missions. It does look like it gets a lot harder. I think maybe this isn’t really for me right now or perhaps isn’t my thing any more. I think I would like this game a moderate amount if I spent more time with it.

Playing a few hours in, the UI is really annoying. That alone makes this game extraordinarily hard. I hate having to fight the game itself to figure all my shit out. I’m giving this a pass.

Like its predecessor, bonus points for the author throwing away all sense of storyline. Fuck all that shit, I just want gameplay. I’m not joking.

Preceded by Gratuitous Space Battles
Support was dropped for this game. See Indie game developers move on. Or they fail.

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Gratuitous Space Battles

2015-11-20

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http://www.positech.co.uk/gratuitousspacebattles/

A tower defence game with space ships.

Highly customizable and extremely fun, but with poor replayability. Worth a bit of coin if you’re a fan of tower defence games.

I didn’t take notes from back then. All I have are some saved fleets. Some of the game gets extremely hard, especially with technology restrictions. I fucking hate having those restrictions. This was a big downer to playing all the way through.

Bonus points for the author throwing away all sense of storyline. Fuck all that shit, I just want gameplay. I’m not joking.

I never tried its expansion Parasites.

Followed by Gratuitous Space Battles 2

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Bloons >

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(on Wikipedia)
on ninjakiwi.com (Flash)
on steam (Steam)

Balloons threaten monkeys, and you coordinate their defence.

I’m big on tower defence games, and this is a very good one.

The Flash version is liked. The Steam version is disliked. Maybe the more adult multiplay on the Steam version would make it worth some money, but not at its price.

The differences between the Flash and Steam versions

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Tales From The Borderlands

2015-06-17

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https://www.telltale.com/category/games/tales-from-the-borderlands/

This “game” is a piece of shit. Avoid it unless you’re a big fan of Borderlands. Even then, you should probably avoid it.

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Borderlands – The Pre-Sequel

2015-06-15

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borderlandsthegame.com/game/borderlands-the-presequel ^[ 1 ] No archives have survived.

If you have Borderlands 2, stick with it until you’ve played through it, through its true vault hunter mode and through every. single. DLC. There are a lot.

Then buy this, but only if you’re a serious fan of Borderlands 2.

If you are new to the series and new to Borderlands 2, go buy and play Borderlands 2! It’s great. This is just more of that, but with added obnoxiousness.

Properly titled Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

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^ 1	No archives have survived.

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Fez

2015-06-14

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https://steamcommunity.com/app/224760
http://fezgame.com/

I can’t describe it without spoiling it’s best part.

I happen to like boring 8-bit games, so the initial moments of this game are just fine for me. I stuck it out, because I knew a little bit about what was to come. Even though I saw it coming, I was really moved by the introduction to “the game proper”. Holy shit.

Great game, I think.. but I just don’t get it. Treasure maps make no sense. Secrets are nigh impossible. The world map is hopeless. I gave it a good shot, based on old hype, but no joy.

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